What happens when non-MILFy older ladies make jackasses of themselves on video? Why, the internet rejoices, that's what!

The perils of internet addiction.

It’s the 3rd edition of the internet’s favorite thong game. We show you a thong and Sisquo tells you if you’re an idiot.

N00bs & PWNage. What else is the internet for?

In the vein of the nerdy-popular retro-fitting craze, this guy converted his old NES system to house a DVD player. Then he made a video of it and shared it with the internets.

What happens in Vegas, stays in Vegas, unless you're Pam Anderson and your nipple slips out of your dress, in which case the photos get posted all over the internets.

This little cutie-pie is all alone now that his internet stalker isn't around any more. Won't someone please fill the hole in his adorable heart??

Perez Hilton is the reigning gossip queen on the internet, and our beloved Henry has a few choice words for him.

Normal Person + Anonymity + Audience = Total F*¢kWad

A new year approaches! Resolution number one: waste more time playing stupid internet games.

"Lazy Sunday" was an instant internet hit about this time last year, and it holds up surprisingly well. Kudos, Samberg and Parnell. Kudos.

...Because what would the internet be without stupid videos of hot girls retardedly dancing to music?

Absurdist internet memes at their absurdiest.

Rawk! It's #3 of the bestest match pictures to make band names game on all of the Internets. We show you pictures, you shove them around, and then you become a rock star!

This guy thought he could be in Full Metal Jacket. Now he just stars on the internets!!!

Here it is, Round 2 of the bestest match pictures to make band names game on all of the Internets. Actually, it might be the only game of its kind anywhere in the history of the world! Yeah, we are that cool.

The video you’ve been searching for all over the internet is finally here! See Dustin “Screech” Diamond do the “dirty sanchez” with a very, very sexy lady! This is the celebrity sex tape you don’t want to miss! Uncut. Uncensored. Unreal.

Only the Japanese could have done this for they are the most amazing people on the internets.

School is back in session and you’re already wasting time on the internet. You never seemed like college material anyway.

Stephen Colbert in an epic battle with an internet fan favorite. Who will win?