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Thinspiration: Steve Martin

Thinspiration: Steve Martin

Nothing helps you lose weight faster than looking at pictures of celebrities in the best and worst moments.

 
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Privacy Policy

By: liquidadmin
January 01 2009, 2:38 PM

LIQUIDGENERATION.COM INTERNET PRIVACY STATEMENT

This statement describes the privacy policy of LiquidGeneration, Inc. ("LiquidGeneration") for its website, Liquidgeneration.com. It applies only to Liquidgeneration.com, so if you visit other sites linked to Liquidgeneration.com, you should review the privacy policies of those sites. Also, this privacy policy does not apply to Liquidgenerations’s practices for gathering information offline or at other sites that it may own or operate. Also, LiquidGeneration reserves the right to update this policy at any time without notice, so we suggest that you occasionally review it.

Information collected by Liquidgeneration.com:

Personal information.
You do not have to provide personal information to access or browse Liquidgeneration.com. However, we may ask you to provide personal information in connection with various opportunities and activities available at Liquidgeneration.com. By "personal information," we mean information that is identifiable to you. Personal information requested might include, for example, your email address, or, where identifiable to you, other information such as your age, zip code, gender and/or ethnicity.
Automatic or Navigational Information. When you visit Liquidgeneration.com, we capture certain information automatically (even if you do not provide us with personal information), including your Internet protocol (IP) address, browser type, time and date of access and pages accessed. This "automatic" information, however, may become identifiable to you – and therefore "personal information"-- if you provide us with your email address or other personal information with which such "automatic or navigational" information then becomes programmatically associated.
Information Collected by Cookies.
We use cookies to collect information about how visitors use Liquidgeneration.com and what pages and features visitors find more or less interesting.

Ownership of Submissions

Videos, photos, emails, letters and any other information, uploaded, emailed, File Transported, or otherwise communicated to LiquidGeneration Inc., its employees and staff, or any agents or representatives of LiquidGeneration Inc, including writers for the LiquidGeneration Blogs and Mailroom become the property of LiquidGeneration Inc., and they will have the right to use them free of charge, and in any manner and in any medium, forever and throughout the world. This means that submissions might appear in publications including, but not limited to, a book, newsletter or on a LiquidGeneration Inc. web site. If you do not want your submissions to become the property of LiquidGeneration Inc., please do not submit, upload, email or otherwise communicate them to us.

Who else has access to the information you provide?

Except as provided below, we do not transfer information to third parties in a manner that identifies you. Thus for example, we would not sell information that includes your email address. We do transfer to third parties and/or release to the public certain aggregate information (for example about the visiting habits of our visitors generally or of groups of our visitors), but that information will not contain information that identifies you.
There are three groups of exceptions to our policy of not transferring personal information to third parties:

 

1. Liquidgeneration.com Service Providers. Third parties who provide hosting services or other day-to-day services that make possible the operation of Liquidgeneration.com may have access to information that you provide to the extent they require access to our databases to service LiquidGeneration and Liquidgeneration.com.
2. Liquidgeneration.com’s Security. We reserve the right to release personal information when we believe that the law requires us to do so or when we believe it is necessary to protect and/or enforce the rights, property interests, or safety of LiquidGeneration.com, our users or others.
3. Reorganization or Sale of LiquidGeneration;Affiliates. LiquidGeneration may transfer personal information to any entity controlling LiquidGeneration, to any entity that LiquidGeneration controls or to any entity that is under common control with LiquidGeneration. In the event that LiquidGeneration is merged with or becomes part of another organization, or in the event that LiquidGeneration is sold or it sells all or substantially all of its assets, the information you provide will be one of the transferred assets.

Children and LiquidGeneration.com:

LiquidGeneration has no intention of collecting any personally identifiable information from individuals under thirteen years of age.

Security:

Third Party Advertising:

The ads appearing on this Web site are delivered to you by DoubleClick, our Web advertising partner. Information about your visits to this site, such as number of times you have viewed an ad (but not your name, address, or other personal information), is used to serve ads to you. For more information about DoubleClick, cookies, and how to "opt-out", please click here.

Third Party Cookies:

In the course of serving advertisements to this site, our third-party advertiser may place or recognize a unique cookie on your browser.

Choice/Opt-Out

Liquidgeneration.com provides you the following options for modifying or removing information our databases:

 

 

1. Click the Unsubscribe Link at the bottom of every newsletter.
3. Send a letter to the following address:
LiquidGeneration, Inc.
8750 Wilshire Blvd
Suite 301
Beverly Hills, CA 90211

4. Telephone us at: 310-289-7877

Questions?


you have any questions regarding this Privacy Statement, the practices of LiquidGeneration, or your dealing with our web site, please contact us.

 
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About Liquid Generation

By: liquidadmin
January 01 2009, 2:38 PM

About Us

 

Liquid Generation has been corrupting the internet since 2000. We make funny, irreverent entertainment for web junkies and procrastinators of all types. From cartoons to videos, from games to online pranks, we do it all and we do it awesome.

Whenever you’re alone. Whenever you want to avoid work. Whenever you have no one to hug.

Liquid Generation is here to serve you.

We Love You,

Liquid Generation

P.S. You can write to us at talkback@liquidgeneration.com

 

Talk to LG


We at Liquid Generation love it when friends, family, and personal enemies write to us with suggestions on how to make this website better. You should also feel free to email us if you find anything on the website that’s confusing, missing, spelled incorrectly, or just doesn’t work. We will promptly bring the wrongdoer out to the woods behind our office and shoot them to death.

However, if you just think that one of our animations, games or videos sucks, just keep those niceties to the comment section in each feature, loser.

You can email us at Talkback@liquidgeneration.com

 

Our Team

Tyrese – Imperial Warlord

Tyrese Abdul Salaam Mohammad is Liquid Generation’s Imperial Warlord. Not much is known about His Excellency, except that he’s evaded numerous attempts on his life by the rival warlords that once roamed the dangerous streets in his hometown of Highland Park, IL. Now in California, Tyrese enjoys bonsai gardening and yo-yo dieting.

Email: tyrese@liquidgeneration.com

Slippy Jenkins – Head Writer

Slippy Jenkins is the Head Writer at Liquid Generation. His responsibilities include the writing of things that are funny, as well as making sure that everything that goes up on Liquid Generation doesn’t suck. He and the LG creative team have been responsible for hundreds of popular cartoons, games and online tchotckies that have been seen by millions of people around the world and featured in the Chicago Sun-Times, Entertainment Weekly, Maxim Magazine, US Weekly, Defamer, Best Week Ever, G4TV, CNN, and one of his mother’s favorite “trash mags” Star Magazine, among others. He would like you to know that the previous sentence sounds really good when justifying his trade of penis & fart jokes to friends, family and potential girlfriends. Slippy Jenkins would also like you to know that his LG Sabotage screams are the direct result of pure talent and not of any vocal steroids, alcohol, street drugs, or other performance enhancers.

Slippy Jenkins currently lives in Los Angeles with his Roomba.

Email: slippyjenkins@liquidgeneration.com

Monkey - Creative Director

Monkey began his illustrious career on the Internet by freelancing as a web designer. He was well known for creating some of the gaudiest self-serving Flash sites on all of the internets. He quickly joined the ranks of LG when they were headed in the direction of a Teen Portal. Soon after, Monkey and the other early members of LG realized that a Teen Portal was not the direction they should be going in, they should be making funny animations and games. Monkey’s illustration talents soon came into play and he began illustrating and animating for LG. Monkey soon realized that his years as a failed musician could also come in handy. He applied his talents to making LG’s famous PopToons -- the internet’s most sought after animated music videos starring celebrities. But, Monkey had another talent that his mother didn’t even tell him about: voiceover acting. Ever since he found out the he was one of the most talented voice actors to hit the “web stage,” he began doing most of the voices on the site, and continues to do so to this day. Monkey loves long walks on the beach, and bragging about his title of Liquid Generation’s own Creative Director.

Email: themonkey@liquidgeneration.com

Helga Mohammed el-Salami – Chief Technology Officer

Helga Mohammed el-Salami, Secretary of Email Defense, Code Bitch, pre-operative transsexual.

Mr./Ms. el-Salami was an early convert to the Internet Revolution when, somewhere over a decade ago, he/she stole the source code from an early web page and boldly changed the header text. Since then, he/she has stolen code from tens of thousands of sources and appropriated it for Liquid Generation’s nefarious purposes. Some may have even been yours.

Several years ago, Mr./Ms. el-Salami had been charged with maintaining visitor satisfaction by serving as Liquid Generation’s email liaison. A job that, if judging by the volume of anger flowing through the mailroom, he/she has not been doing all that well

In his/her spare time, which we desperately try to minimize, Mr./Ms. el-Salami enjoys reading books and memorizing the Koran although he/she has had a hard time reconciling the teachings of the prophet with his/her desire to be the first trans-gendered lesbian. But regardless of his/her personal hurdles, Helga Mohammed el-Salami remains a soul seduced by the Internet’s romance. And its pornography.





 

A Very Celebrity New Year E-Card

A Very Celebrity New Year E-Card

All you’re favorite celebrities are trying to keep their heads out of the toilet just long enough to wish you a Happy New Year in this awesome new e-card.

 

Celebrity Douchesicles

Celebrity Douchesicles

Kanye West, Michael Phelps, Spencer Pratt, Criss Angel and every Douchebag's favorite clothing line Ed Hardy all hang out on New Year's Eve and douche it up!

 

Internet Soldier

Internet Soldier

He will protect you from LOLcats.

 

Internet Is A Series Of Tubes Music Video

Internet Is A Series Of Tubes Music Video

You can dance to this while sliding down the tubes.

 

Top Ten Ugliest Celebrity Wives

Top Ten Ugliest Celebrity Wives

We countdown the Ugliest Wives in Hollywood so you don’t have to. Yes, we’re cruel, heartless bastards.

 

NEW Little French Girl Story

NEW Little French Girl Story

The internet's favorite little French girl is back with another EPIC story.

 

Henry The Internet Junkie Monkey: Emo Kids

Henry The Internet Junkie Monkey: Emo Kids

Your favorite Monkey is back and this time he’s discovered one of the internet’s most annoying species: Emo Kids. If you’re Emo -- or know somebody who’s Emo -- you might want to watch this, and then kill yourself.

 

Guess The Ugly Celebrity Kid

Guess The Ugly Celebrity Kid

If you get too famous, God curses you with ugly, stupid children. See if you can tell which celebrity parent gave life to this repulsive boy or girl.

 

PopToon: Celebs Who Died

PopToon: Celebs Who Died

Over the years many celebrities have died. In this parody of a famous Jim Carroll song, we make fun of them.

 

The Shrek Sex Tape

The Shrek Sex Tape

Some celebrities will do anything to get in the spotlight, including Shrek. Yes, it’s the sex tape you’ve all been waiting for – The Shrek Sex Tape.

 

The Hills Go To Paris

The Hills Go To Paris

This week your favorite celebrity sluticles of The Hills travel to Paris because they're idiots.

 

Bailout Fail

Bailout Fail

And the internet responds to the bailout.

 

Henry The Internet Monkey: Fred

Henry The Internet Monkey: Fred

Henry The Internet Junkie Monkey runs into a video of the internet phenomenon Fred and it changes his life forever!

 

Cougar or Not?

Cougar or Not?

Can you tell the difference between a celebrity who's a cougar and one who's not?

 

Cindy Margolis Is Looking At You

Cindy Margolis Is Looking At You

She's also the most downloaded granny on the internet.

 

Kourtney Kardashian Wants To Show You Something

Kourtney Kardashian Wants To Show You Something

Don't Z-list celebrities ever get tired of showing us their panties?

 

Whoose Celebrity Sideboob? 3

Whoose Celebrity Sideboob? 3

The side of the boob is the best part of the boob if you ask the LG BoobGame Makers. They know their stuff.