Good reason not to be a selfish driver.

Watch this guy go from bad-ass to instant coward.

I know what I'm having for dinner tonight.

As much fun as running a bike messenger over.

There are no words to describe this beauty. It's like looking into the sun and hearing the words, "My dad never took me fishing when I was a boy, this will teach him".

Ok we will admit, this looks pretty cool. However, Doom 3 sucked, so we can only assume the computer inside is a Commodore 486.

Now this is a school! Forget to do your homework? Not a problem. Apparently all you have to do is go down on the teacher and INSTANT A! They don’t even seem shy about this policy either.

Justin Timberlake and Andy Samberg perform the instant Christmas classic, "D**k in a Box."

"Lazy Sunday" was an instant internet hit about this time last year, and it holds up surprisingly well. Kudos, Samberg and Parnell. Kudos.

Vomiting on live TV never seems to bore me, but this guy seems to be the fastest at it.

Messengers keep looking busy when they wear this shirt!

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