Baby Goat |
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When Someone Says Pull Over |
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Another First |
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Bar Fight |
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Insane Bike Race |
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Old Russian Man |
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Ukrainian Rock |
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Cat Mistake |
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Creepiest Tongue |
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Eight Animal Misconceptions |
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Downhill street racing is ridiculous.
Check out his insane skills.
This guy is insane.
This woman should really stay indoors.
The driver is lucky to even be alive.
Truly unique (polite-talk for, insane.)

As some of you may have guessed, my thoughts on Christmas are a little conflicted. It's not like I have a vendetta against it like some people think. I mean, good for them. They managed to co-opt the solstice celebration. I'm not crazy about it, but it's not like I don't put up a tree and a few wreaths.
The thing that drives me nuts is the Santa Claus thing. Namely the notion that I invented Santa Claus to take the spotlight off Jesus during his birthday. Some say his name is "Santa" because it's just "Satan" with the "N" placed in front of the "T". I feel slightly insulted by the notion that I can turn into a serpent on a whim and tempt Eve out of paradise, but that when concocting a campaign to influence every Christian child in the world for hundreds of years I would just spell my name with a few letters switched around.
You know what I like best about kayak tricks, you can watch them from the front or behind.
You know what I like best about kayak tricks, you can watch them from the front or behind.
Not bad, especially considering the guy is going 85 mph.
Finally. FIN-A-LLY. Our dream woman with the dream boobs and dream ass is single. Kim Kardashian and Reggie Bush are over. We don't know why yet, but we can only guess it has something to do with Reggie maybe realizing he's gay, because HOW WOULD ANY STRAIGHT MAN BREAK UP WITH KIM KARDASHIAN? We don't care if her brain is filled with Cracker Jacks or her family is bats**t insane or her stepfather's face looks like a lizard (Hi, Mr. Jenner!). AHHHHHH! KIM KARDASHIAN IS SINGLE! Those words give us hope that our penis doesn't have to live a lifetime without the gentle caress of Kim's booby body.
Below are the only two photos of Kim Kardashian that really matter.


So we don't usually post music videos here, but this one is just too insane to pass up. It a rap song that involves Ninjas, a cute girl on a bed, and a guy/creature we've seen on YouTube that gave us nightmares for days,. The band is called Die Antwoord and the song is "Enter The Ninja." Things don't get going till around the 1 minute mark, so make sure you stick around for the insanity.
In case you're just as confused as we are, here's an interview they did with Vice Magazine. It should clear everything or nothing up.
Insane Clown Posse has some of the sexiest fans around. Here are some of them moshing. Don't get too turned on!