Note to dudes, definitely do not put your cellphone near your junk.

If she thinks getting off The Pill and getting into baby-making position with a dude from Good Charlotte shows her new found maturity she's got another thing coming (a dumb baby).

Indie Chicks and Dudes are hot because they know how to dress, know how to sing, and know how to barf into a toilet when they get too drunk.

Nothing looks sexier than a woman wearing a bra. A dude, however? YUCK!

Tom Brady is watching you young man, he's watching you like the Jets in Cover-2.

You're not the only computer that comes in a mysterious manila envelope, Macbook Air.

Dear Crappy Dude from Razorlight, your band sucks, you suck, do not spread your suck to Hermoine or Ron will kick your ass!

"I'm not a dude" is the new "don't tase me bro"?

Between a Schwarzenegger soundboard prank and the "Who Let The Dogs?" scandal, is Mitt running for president in Y2K? Dude is behind the times.

Yes it's early in 2008 but how could anyone do it better than this dude and his "famous" sunglasses?

From the forthcoming album "Indian Democracy".

I don't know how to spell her last name, but that Christina chick is definitely the dude.

This is either from an Indian (dots, not feathers) SNL or it really is a commercial and India is far more advanced than other cultures.

This guy takes all the fun out of injecting some steriods, smashing some homers, and imitating your favorite MLB players' home run trot. Dude is unhittable!

At the Sturgis Bike Rally this year, one deer was tired of being upstaged. So he ran into traffic and jumped over a dude on a motorcycle.

We show you a picture and then you have to decide whether or not she’s a porn star or pop star. Totally SFW, dude!

This dude visited all 171 Starbucks in Manhattan in 24 hours. That's a LOT of caffeine!

Some psycho decided to scare the kids away from 4th of July fireworks by blowin' up some radical stuff! Dude, checkkit, we can make 'splosions!!!!

Some business jerk goes absolutely berserk (like our rhyming style??) 'cause some Ian dude didn't show up for a meeting. Possibly very well-staged video, but he's still a hilarious d!©khead.

Now THIS is what I call an extreme sport!! These dudes can really do the Dew!!