Philip Norris celebrates America’s independence by saluting all the reasons we totally kick ass.

Back in the day, Benoir's wife wrestled for the NWA and dressed like a psychotic KISS fan.

"That's all I DO! All day, every DAY!" Starring Nick Swardson, from Reno 911.

Lindsay took the day off from rehab to rollerblade with some gal pals on Venice Beach. Being healthy is sooo fun!

Our favorite Japanese leather daddy, Hard Gay, is here to make sure the kids are appreciating their daddies on Father's Day!

Durex has an amazing ability to make simple, to-the-point, yet hilarious ads. We love them. (the condoms, too!)

George Clooney is looking extra gaunt these days, and that gross tan isn't helping him look better or younger. Just say no to Nicole Richie!!

I has hard day :(

Actually this time around we should be calling it re-rehab. HA! Hopefully Promises will help more than Wonderland did!

Nicole Richie sent a sarcastic yet caustic email invitation to her Memorial Day BBQ that demanded binge-drinking and anorexia at the bash. Later Mischa Barton passed out.

Paris Hilton got sentenced to 45 days in jail! YAY!!!!

Well I guess when you're clean, you can party harder than those losers, huh? Right Lins?

Fergie was TOO DRUNK TO FLY the other day when she tried to board a flight to L.A. from London. They wouldn't let her on, and she was falling over. (We presume she was sober enough when she did this Maxim shoot)

It's St. Patrick's Day week and that means it's time to get drunk and play your favorite music puzzle game.

Pamela Anderson and Tommy Lee were seen kissing recently, after spending the day together with their children. Could it be a third chance for the sexy couple?

Today is your day to play the #1 Music Puzzle Game on Liquid Generation. It's also our only one!

Britney is just looking freaky these days… here she is checking out the scene of photographers outside.

Looking bizarre but cleaner these days, Courtney Love says she supports Britney Spears and thinks the shaved head was a cool move.

A surprisingly sober Tara Reid is looking less like a bag o' puke these days. Good for her.

Law & Order brings the love on Valentines Day.