In this commercial for hair gel in Japan, Orlando solves an amazing number of problems with just his hair. Unfortunately there is no way to reclaim dignity...

Maybe she wasn't entirely brain dead when she gave the answer heard 'round the net. Maybe she was just remembering how hot she looked in the bikini.

There she is, the dumbest blonde in the universe. There she is, proving stereotypes can come true.

These new shoes have GPS tracking systems and are able to call a pimp or a sex worker advocates group, in the event of an emergency… seriously… no joke.

The vaudevillian tykes take on their arch-rivals in a joke battle to the death.

The greastest competition since MXC has come ashore with a new episode. The contestants are obviously in on the joke but it still delivers the way only Japan can.

In the year 1993... 14 years have passed and neither Conan's hair or funny have changed. If you claim to have been a fan since this episode you’re probably a liar.

Ted Nugent's three favorite things in no particular order are guns, music and ignorance. Music never came into the picture except for "Cat Scratch Fever".

Mr. Artiste could have made me anything in the world and he chooses to make me a bald, naked, fat man.

These little women are going out to shop in the Shire.

He's angry because the artist is making him stare at his ex-wife and her new boyfriend in the gallery.

Microsoft is a pretty popular punching bag these days in i-culture. Luckily while apple fanboys make these videos, Bill can dry his tears in his sacks of money.

"America's Got Talent" but Germany's got the Hoff. We're obviously jealous as he had a starring role in the finale of the show.

A world-renowned gay bar caught fire this week. In typical fashion, the gays used it as en excuse to party and freak out the squares. Tom Cruise had no comment.

Bill Murray was arrested in Sweden this weekend for being under the influence while driving a golf cart. Oh Dr. Venkman!

This commercial has the catchiest song, written in Oklahoma, about BBQ, ever. Making "it falls off the bone" sound sexy is no small task.

In Finland all the boys stay at the NMKY and apparently its even gayer than the YMCA our Village People stayed at.

Sienna Miller doesn't like America, and her itty bitty titties share those thoughts. Looking back, we couldn't find any pictures of her, in which she wasn't topless.

Look, challenging a guy in a mascot suit to a dance-off is kind of like challenging a cripple. When it turns out he can dance, you will be mocked.

"You're not in Kansas anymore." is the obvious headline that ran in Kansas City newspapers as word of this "art" installation spread.