She's Brazilian, she's tabloid famous and what you really want to know, her butt measures 46 inches all the way around. Stick that in your pipe and smoke it if that's at all possible given the size constraints.

Is that Waldo or that dude from Rocky IV?

In honor of The Hills season finale, here's a special Photohunt featuring the sexy cast of your favorite show. Can you find six differences between the images? Long Live LC!

We’re gonna show you a picture and you have to guess whether it’s a sports face or sex face. Don’t let this get you too excited. Your mom is in the other room.

Boobs stay afloat by doing the breaststroke – in video!

This is why we can't tell if cat's are really smaller than dogs. I mean, this is just stupid.

Oh look! Our favorite non-celebrity announced she's pregnant on Twitter. Here's what her stomach is going to look like in a couple months, as imagined by our friends at Starcasm.com.

I bet you didn't think it was possible to fit the 100 greatest movie lines of all time into 200 hundred seconds did you? You were wrong.

These girls are going to watch this video in ten years and realize that they were never cute and adorable as a kid, but scary and AXE-murderer-ish.

Life's challenging enough. We help by putting together the ten hottest actresses to take a turn on the pole and play a stripper.

You've heard them all a million times, but let's test to see how well you were paying attention to the lyrics!

You won't see this Slushee commercial airing in the United States, that's for sure.

LOST Babies features Baby Jack, Baby Kate, and all your favorite LOST characters as infants in this spin-off cartoon series exploring the beginning of the interwoven history in the LOST universe.

Donald Trump just pardoned Miss California for being a homophobe and appearing nude in photos. We don't care whether she's Satan or Charles Manson, just keep on taking photos like these.

According to every penis in the world, this lady won the best butt of 2009.

Watch this video footage and see for yourself if Paula Abdul is a drunken wreck that needs an intervention. Frankly, we think somebody put tequila in her whiskey.

In this recession you have to save every penny. Even if it means wearing your crappy underwear as a sports bra.

If we saw this sign posted in our gym we'd immediately vomit all over the Stair Master.

Wow. What a dick.

Is Lindsay Lohan attractive anymore? It looks like the skin is melting off her body and she has the ass of an old man. And what's with her Calvin impression? It's just kinda gross.