Now that they're in a better place, let them take you to a better place!

It doesn't even make sense to hate Clooney these days because you will never topple his ability to score the greatest looking females on the planet. Just accept it and move on. We've been studying Buddhism, dudes. You can stare at Elisabetta Canalis forever if you want to. But for us, it's time to chillax. Later.

The Nintendo Wii has been out for how long now? Haven't we learned that if you're old and have a camera pointed at you, you should probably not being playing with the Wii? In these circumstances, you can never win.

Halloween can be scary, but if you look at it in the right light it can also be scary sexy!

Ugh. We identify too much with this. Too much. We are crying right now. Crying. We hope you, too, can feel his pain if you're not fat. Today, we're all fat kids.

We show you a clips of some of the best action movies ever and you have to finish the line of dialog that got cut off!

Both of these Battlestar beauties can be found in the latest Maxim magazine, which we guess is still around and trying to make you horny.

There are too many to list, but here is a global look at ten of the scariest movies, released outside of the U.S., in recent years.

Here are photos from January Jones' appearance in the latest GQ, a magazine we would have no interesting in buying if it wasn't for photos like these.

This driver should be celebrated for being the Douchiest Douchebag In The Entire World.

Help these famous cinematic porkers out by finishing their lines so they can get back to eating. They’ll eat you if you get the answer wrong.

Who in their right mind....

They are so adorable and greedy we want to punch them in the face.

In this game your job is to navigate through CrunkTown and deliver your demo tape to a D.J. You make the moves, and risk being caught by the fuzz.

Come one, come all, to the bedroom big top! Your sex life can seem like a circus sideshow sometimes. The question is: Are you a center-ring attraction beneath the sheet or are you the kind of freak that gets stuck outside the tent and pelted with tomatoes?

A moment of silence, please, as we honor Pam Anderson and the celebrities who followed in her (stretched out) footsteps with this tribute to celebrity sex tapes.

Never was there such a beauty in all the land. Lindsay Lohan, apple of our stinkeye.

If you look really close you can see her penis.

Is that Kristen Bell, wearing red, in the upper left corner? Isn't living hard, after someone ate your brain?

How many of these YouTube videos do you recognize?