Just in time for her relapse, Lindsay's in the new GQ!

Break out your glock and put a mouth in your sock. Here’s a rap song featuring The Transformers, the baddest bots in Compton.

Tats. Lots of celebrities have them. From Dolphins to Ying-Yangs to Marvin Martians. Okay, so maybe nobody has tattoos that lame. See if you can match the tattoos in this game to the celebrity!

Fergie was TOO DRUNK TO FLY the other day when she tried to board a flight to L.A. from London. They wouldn't let her on, and she was falling over. (We presume she was sober enough when she did this Maxim shoot)

When you're in another galaxy and there's a Wookie in the passenger's seat beside you, don't drive drunk!

There's still argument whether or not this guy "threw" himself on her car, or if she said, "I did it, I saw him." Anyway, YOU DECIDE!

Her hair wouldn't fit in her mugshot photo, so they had to MAKE it fit.

And now for the gals and gays… MALE MODELS IN THEIR UNDIES!

This track is an acoustic version of the first track off of the Mezzanine Owls debut album called Slingshot Echoes. We love it when a band comes in and does a version of a song that’s a lot different from the studio recording. After you listen to the Live at LG version head over to their site to hear the original.

Lindsay was accused of driving drunk by a paparazzi outside a club in NYC recently. EVERYBODY knows she only drinks water! Duh!

Wow, an Olsen goes out shopping in her bra! Too bad we're not seeing anything. At all.

The lord works in mysterious ways. Sometimes he works through waves.

Funnyman Richard Jeni died Saturday morning in Hollywood, with an apparently self-inficted gunshot wound to the head. Sadness.

We’ve turned one of your favorite 80’s movies into a suspenseful video game. You are Bender and you’re job is to save the rest of your friends in detention from the evil school principal!

Amy Winehouse may have alcoholism in her name, but she also has blow in her nose! When whiskey makes you fat, how does one keep in brillant shape? Snort away the pounds!

The 80’s were so awesome, it makes you wish the 90’s and today never happened. So give those Ghostbusters toys a rest for a moment and take this quiz: it’ll tell you exactly what kind of 80’s person you are (like a Yuppie, a New Waver or a Valley Kid). Also, be sure to see Kickin’ It Old Skool, in theaters April 27!

I love the smell of crazy in the morning.

When you're playing a stripper in a movie, you gotta do your homework. Lindsay Lohan seen leaving a stripper dance class in LA.

Crüe drummer Tommy Lee has a girlfriend, and the only question left to ask is: What back alley did he meet her in?

Baby-daddy Larry Birkhead has a tattoo of Anna Nicole on his lower back, just in case we weren't sure which side of the trailer park he's from. (It's the trashy side.)