You have to hand it to CBS for really editing this in a way that generates the LOLs.

If you interrupt Barack during a session of congress he will slice off your hand.

Usually, Audrina Partridge looks dumb in the face. But not here. She just looks totally hot, and I as I type this message here with one hand, I can't help but notice that I am going to explode soon.

Just put a meat bone in her hand and Sarah Jessica Parker looks just as sexy as Dee Snider in Twisted Sister. Here she is on the set of the new Sex & The City 2, during a flashback of sorts to the 80s, when she was uglier.

The public option for ObamaCare is getting out of hand. We cannot fund these types of hospitals!

We feel silly for using our own hands to wipe our ass all these years. If we knew the Comfort Wipe existed, our life would be so much more awesome and our hands would be a lot less smelly. And brown.

Put a stop to all the Unicorn love going around on the Internet, and toss a grenade into the mouth of one of these pretty, magical beasts.

Hand it to the Japanese who think of the best TV EVER.

If you're going to lose money in the stock market, it helps to make your hands look as deadly as possible.

Nothing turns us on more than man hands and alien face.

Also with sandals on his hands, for extra protection of course.

These stars can’t keep their filthy rich hands off each other!

Pure magic and glitter propelled the baseball out of her hand.

This is what happens when a man with too much time on his hands makes a fist.

Never put your trust in the hands of a teleprompter, machines are evil.

The position of his hand shows he knows it's so wrong, but what you gonna do when Hulkamania runs wild on you?

Guys who work in a print shop have a lot of time on their hands, go figure.

Coming this summer prepare for The Pope to hand you your ass!

Timberlake witnessed Memphis' historic choke first hand, this is probably similar to the choke he had on the SATs when applying to Memphis, lucky the singing panned out.

Do jazz hands and a bikini a video make? Spencer Pratt thinks so.