PHOTOS
From William Goldman to Diablo Cody you've come a long way screenwriters. How on Earth did you get studios to pay you when she is the "best" of the year?
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2/26/2008
PHOTOS
An average of 11 people per theater when to see Paris' new movie this weekend. Those people were tricked by her Oompa Loompa PR man.
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2/11/2008
PHOTOS
Mr. Pacheco, next time pick a picture from the photo booth at the mall without your GF in it for your Fake ID.
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2/6/2008
VIDEOS
Did you know babies are total idiots and have no idea lemons taste sour?
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2/5/2008
VIDEOS
They tried to make her go to rehab, but she said no, no, no, tape me smoking crack and sell it to the press instead.
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1/22/2008
PHOTOS
Sure, she looks like an idiot. But she has to have major balls to have her eyelids tattooed. Cat balls possibly…check above.
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12/10/2007
PHOTOS
Oh Paris, that stunning shade of "Recently gave a blow job" red really accents your smile… and the fact that you're an idiot.
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11/12/2007
PHOTOS
This is why swimming with dolphins is never a good idea. Just what the hell are you supposed to do when you find out your idiot wife signed you up for the wrong "experience"?
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10/24/2007
VIDEOS
MC Hammer's career could be revitalized if he teams up with Andrew Meyer and his line of genius "Don't Tase Me Bro!"
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9/21/2007
VIDEOS
Even though the idiots at Entourage have tried to ruin Gary Busey and turn him into a gimmick, Busey in the wild is still a magical thing. Enjoy.
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9/7/2007