Sadface.

Proving once again that if New Jersey is the armpit of America, Philadelphia is that part near your scrotum that you never wash. Is that harsh?

But really, who cares? Older chicks are awesome and if you don't realize that you're probably and idiot anyway.

We don't understand Drew's style. I mean, she's Hollywood Royalty. And on most days she's really hot. WTF.

Celebrities lucky enough to be parodied on South Park (Kanye West, Paris Hilton, and Britney Spears), are awesome...or idiots.

Politics is funny when idiots are involved.

Sure, she looks like an idiot. But she has to have major balls to have her eyelids tattooed. Cat balls possibly…check above.

This week your favorite celebrity sluticles of The Hills travel to Paris because they're idiots.

Like you, Philip Norris believes that Perez Hilton is an idiot.

This week your pal Philip Norris rants about how big of an idiot Richie Sambora is for driving drunk with his 10-year-old daughter in the car.

Eliot Spitzer will go down in history as one of the biggest idiots in politics... ever! And he loves whores.

Did you know babies are total idiots and have no idea lemons taste sour?

Oh Paris, that stunning shade of "Recently gave a blow job" red really accents your smile… and the fact that you're an idiot.

This is why swimming with dolphins is never a good idea. Just what the hell are you supposed to do when you find out your idiot wife signed you up for the wrong "experience"?

Even though the idiots at Entourage have tried to ruin Gary Busey and turn him into a gimmick, Busey in the wild is still a magical thing. Enjoy.

It’s the 3rd edition of the internet’s favorite thong game. We show you a thong and Sisquo tells you if you’re an idiot.

What happens when a mob of Mac fan-boys are in line for the iPhone, and a reporter interviews one of four people in the country with the gadget? Why some moron comes along, that's what.

Is Jack Cafferty an idiot? Wolf Blitzer says "yes."

Really, you're and idiot if you don't know how.