S&M cage with penis opening? I have no idea… I just grab the pictures.

The perfect way to turn any gay man straight. I welcome, this guy.

A woman gave birth in a train toilet in China and the baby got lodged in the pipe. She later said " I just thought I had to poop"… China…

Rugby players are crazy. Why play a sport where you get the crap beat out of you, when you can stay at home and jerk off?

A Mario Bros. wedding cake. I am pretty sure the groom will never be allowed to make a decision again.

There is something sexual about a man in a nice pair of pumps. Am I the only one who thinks so?

People who play Halo don't have sex… this is a waste of Bungie capital. As a stockholder, I say "Boo".

Dick in a box was popular far before the famous SNL skit. Look at this 1980's granny photo. I feel sick.

The Catholic League doesn't want you to see this cartoon. It doesn't contain enough anti-Semitic remarks.

This ad is designed to alert people to the inhumane practice of whale hunting… but now I want a hamburger.

Special attention should be paid to how quick the PA plays "I Believe I Can Fly", it's like he was waiting all season for this to happen.

No, no, it wasn't Hillary, she's not a "real" robot.

Typewriter robot is more than meets the eye. He also spells pretty well.

I don't know how to spell her last name, but that Christina chick is definitely the dude.

Maybe I don't want to die... I am just going to call this number here and maybe someone will tell me how important and loved I am… oh… well…never mind.

The Japanese have created a robot that feels pain… they are going to be the creators of our robotic overlords.

There are no words to describe this beauty. It's like looking into the sun and hearing the words, "My dad never took me fishing when I was a boy, this will teach him".

With these wigs, I can finally steal those North Korean nuclear plans!

"Look, my name may be Brown, but that doesn't mean I have to like it. Yeah, you sit over there…"

MC Escher doesn't have nothing on these robot arms!