She was asking for it, right? RIGHT, GUYS!?! RIGHT!?! WHO'S WITH ME? *crickets*

Get the Michael Jackson sleepover experience, without all that tiresome dry-humping.

It's time to torture Peter Griffin from Family Guy! You can hump his chin later!

First there's the turtle that humps shoes, now there's a kitty who likes to be spanked. Weird world, dude.

Wow. We thought all soccer fans were stupid. Apparently not!

"Oh hi, are you taking a picture of me? Sure is a weird time to take a picture of me, all awkwardly bent over, not smiling and such...oh you can see down my shirt? Wonderful."

Even doing flips, shaking your humps, and pissing your pants will not impress the ladies that wrote "Barracuda"(known now as "chick song from Guitar Hero III").

Sarah Silverman gave the Hilton heiress a good grilling last night at the MTV Movie Awards... Paris was hardly spared, and her face totally shows it! God, I want to hump you, Sarah!

aka "Pammy Slammy"

Peaches does her own rendition of Alanis Morissette's cover of Fergie's "My Humps"

Bizarre and addictive. You have to see this to believe it!!

So who's walking who, here?

Cow tries to hump - but slips!

Watch as the horniest dog in the world starts humping. This is the sexiest video on LiquidGeneration

If you haven’t seen the Colin Farrell Sex Tape, now is your chance. And please note: No blowup dolls were harmed in this video, only humped.

Suck My News Weekly is a slanderous look at the week's news, hosted by the cranky and awesome Philip Norris.

Smurfs are little and they like to hump. Here's where you can watch them act horny.