It's really not too difficult for her to completely distract us.

It's like Michael Jackson's was reincarnated into a chubby kid who can't sing. How adorable.

Here's your chance to shoot the Kardashians! Why? Because they're annoying. Please note that we don't actually condone violence against. celebrities. This is just a joke. Except for the fact that we really hate the Kardashians.

Now shut up.

Yeah, this is exactly how da Bears are looking this season, too.

Shawtys, your man is waiting for you and he wants to take you to the movies.

Part of us is jealous and we wish this would happen to our foot. It would be a great way to spend the afternoon.

Her butt makes us want to cry happy tears just to know something like it exists in this horrible world.

It’s time to put on your Drunk Face and play BEER TAP GONE WILD. You play as a bartender who has to serve beer to the drunken masses at a few Spring Break water holes. Do you have what it takes…TO SERVE BEER?

Sure this dude dresses like Beyonce, but he's really a pumpkin so you can totally eat him without going to jail!

100% more Annoying or a 100% Fierce? We'd like to punch her in the face either way - in a total non-wife-beat-y sort of way!

Here's Marisa wearing a 3 million dollar bra from Harlequin Fantasy Bra. Tell us: how did her boobs get so rich that they're able to afford such a luxury? I mean, all they do is just sit there and look awesome. Not fair!

Oh, look who got a new pair of boobs! And from the looks of it they fell right out of a gumball machine and onto her chest. Now we know Amy is rich, so why does it look like she has a cheap a boob job as that girl in high school who got addicted to crack, like, ten years later?

If you're going to scare somebody, you might as well do it while wearing the cheesiest costume imaginable.

Friends. They are awesome. Except when they are a-holes.

Send this e-card to your friends, family, or even those you hate. A LiquidGeneration E-Card never discriminates!

It’s time to Bob for Apples! But watch out, you don’t want to accidentally munch on something sharp!

Wanna know how to have the safest Halloween ever? Well Jack O. Lantern can show you and your friends how to be SUPER SAFE during this spooktacular fun day!

Did she score or did she get gored? Check out pictures from movies and try to guess whether the girls are getting it on or getting murdered.

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