Mary-Kate Olsen is now starring in Weeds. She once starred in Full House. Here the two characters meet for the first time.

Britney Spears proves that she can leave the house without looking like a Hurricane Katrina victim.

"OK so get this officer, I was chasing a burglar out of my house, right? Then my pants just shot off into the street and he pulled out a gun, I got scared and I..."

God hated the muffins you sent him; don’t let it happen again or he'll get your house, too.

I can't imagine the number of painstaking hours it took to set this Goldberg-esque contraption throughout this house. This guy obviously doesn't play MMORPGs.

In the vein of the nerdy-popular retro-fitting craze, this guy converted his old NES system to house a DVD player. Then he made a video of it and shared it with the internets.

This inspiring crystal meth commercial was made by the good people at Procter & Gamble for their new line of DIY house-cleaning drugs.

Britney Spears put on a secret show at the House of Blues San Diego last night, under the fake group name "The M&Ms." Apparently she lip-sync'd and gave a lap dance. But no one put money in her thong!

This was one of our favorite sessions yet as we actually had an accordion player in the house! Kate Havnevik is all over the place right now and we were psyched that she was nice enough to come by our studios a couple of weeks ago. One thing is for sure. The girl can sing. Keep an eye out for another song in a couple of weeks…

This adorable Cambodian boy rides his pet python around the house! Unbelievable and cute! *Check out the end!*

When the stretch Limo Corvette showed up in front of Paul's house, he knew for certain that Prom '88 would best the BEST PROM EVER!!!

Santa Clause returns this year with a slightly different image – not he's straight gangster! Looks like Christmas at Tony Soprano's house!

That famous dumbass Aaron Carter is at it again in this clip from House of Carters.

"I'm Paris Hilton and I can do whatever I want… including walking my wasted friend out of my house at 6am in clothes I lent her so she didn't have to do the Walk of Shame in front of all these papparazzi."

Clean up around the house, gentlemen, or your lady could end up dead.

For every suburban house party, four bros will be raped, and only one in seven bros will tell their boys what happened the next day.

Aaron and Nick Carter fight like little b**ches, and we laugh at their pain. ...And their fake urban accents.

Lance is out, Al Qaida wants war, and the Tour De France is a crack house. Philip Norris is on the scene – unless he gets hit by the Girls Gone Wild bus.

Here's an art house short film of Paris Hilton. It's so David Lynch dude. Totally. Indie till we die.

This week Hooters Casino opens in Las Vegas, a Full House actress is addicted to crystal meth, and there’s a Superbowl game or something.