There’s a murderer on the loose and he’s killing all of your favorite celebrities! Look at the crime scene photos and try to guess who he killed!

This is the chief! Be on the look out for Paris Hilton and these other jail house vag-havers.

Would you survive in a horror movie? Find out by taking this quiz! Last House On The Left Now In Theaters!

George Bush already misses being in the White House with all it's funny gadgets and nuclear buttons. Help Georgy boy find his way back in without getting spotted by Barack Obama's security!

Jody Sweeten sure is acting RUDE, in these photos.

Mrs. Claus sings about how the bad economy is going to ruin Christmas. Santa's house was foreclosed!

Hear George W. Bush rap about his victory in his own Beastie Boys-esque way.

Celebrate Halloween by burning down your house.

The only kind of kitty that would survive in Reverend Run's house.

Many find it ironic to enjoy Bob Saget, and his post-Full House vulgar humor, but Mr. Belding is the true 90s hero.

There was what, one week to enjoy the new ginormous mommy boobs? Now they look like they are housing a Quato.

Yes it's early in 2008 but how could anyone do it better than this dude and his "famous" sunglasses?

In theaters 2-8-08. When hundreds of videotapes showing torture, murder and dismemberment are found in an abandoned house, they reveal a serial killer's decade-long reign of terror and become the most disturbing collection of evidence homicide detectives have ever seen.

After attending a Kennedy Center gala, the White House realized someone had stolen several yards of curtains from the Oval Office.

Stupid mother nature, always screwing things up. Lets just build the house AROUND the dumb tree and that'll show them whose boss!

This English cat waits every morning for his owner to pick him up nearly a mile from the house. No one knows where he goes or why, but every morning he is waiting at the exact same place at 8 am.

Ms. Olsen #1 looks better here than she does during any other given day. The undead look works for you, live it.

Sexy rails outside of a prostitutes house, or Dr Ruth's office? You are not even reading this are you? Pervert.

"I hate our house kids, lets move out of this run down shat shack. No just leave it, go go go!"

Thank god! Finally a place we can take our families without having to deal with all those damned homos! We will never again have to worry about gay men breaking into our houses and having anal sex in front of our children or us.