So Blake Lively Is Kinda Hot

So Blake Lively Is Kinda Hot

Yeah, we'd definitely think about asking for her hand in marriage or just have sex with her. Whatevs.

 

Hot Chick Risky Business Fail

Hot Chick Risky Business Fail

Hope she's okay, but we're happy to see that chick's underwear.

 
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Please Excuse All The Fail Around Here

By: LG News Bot 3000
November 12 2009, 10:43 AM

 

Launching a new site design is never easy, especially when the office doggy runs around the place trying to lick your toes and pee on your carpeting. It distracts you from doing the things that need to be done on a website, like making it work. But don't worry, we found a pretty cool veterinarian that's willing to put the dog to sleep on the cheap. Once that happens (soon, we hope!), we should have enough time to work out all the kinks on the website, and hopefully you won't run into any errors that are too embarassing.

if you see anything weird/annoying, or just want to say hello, you can email us at talkback@liquidgeneration.com.

In honor of us failing, here's a hot chick who totally can't seem to dance like Tom Cruise a la Risky Business.

 

 
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New Game: Kill The Kardashians

By: Slippy Jenkins
November 10 2009, 2:41 PM

 

Ladies and Gentleman, because we're a bit retarded and love a good throwback to the days when creating games that inflicted imaginary harm upon celebrities were not only frowned upon, BUT ALSO CELEBRATED (!), we have for you: Kill The Kardashians. For those of you who believe that this game is crass, wrong, disgusting and morally reprehensible: you are right. But you're also wrong, because we have no doubt - none in the world! - that you also believe Sponge Bob Square Pants is the reason your child is gay. Or something like that. Now to the offended, get back to work. For those of you who want to waste a little more of your company's time playing a fun game insteading of browsing Craigslist for bodies you can kidnap and keep in your closet, enjoy.

Play the game.

P.S. And yes, we still believe Kim Kardashian is one of the hottest woman in the world.

 

Oh Hey, Jewel's Bikini

Oh Hey, Jewel's Bikini

Always thought she was hot; this just confirms it.

 

Tyra Banks, Now 100% More Annoying

Tyra Banks, Now 100% More Annoying

100% more Annoying or a 100% Fierce? We'd like to punch her in the face either way - in a total non-wife-beat-y sort of way!

 

Hot or Heavy?

Hot or Heavy?

We show you the picture of a girl's face and you have to guess whether she's a hotty or a big fat lady! It's hard. That's what she said!

 

January Jones Is A Special Kind of Hot

January Jones Is A Special Kind of Hot

Here are photos from January Jones' appearance in the latest GQ, a magazine we would have no interesting in buying if it wasn't for photos like these.

 

Jayde Nicole Is Hot for a Douchebag

Jayde Nicole Is Hot for a Douchebag

Sure she is hot. But she also dates Brody Jenner. That's why she's a douchebag.

 
 

Don't Talk To Strangers

Don't Talk To Strangers

Don't worry, I don't think anybody's talking to these uglies. Except that hot blonde. It's okay to talk to her.

 

Potty Mouth Ninja: Enter the Pirate

Potty Mouth Ninja: Enter the Pirate

LG’s hot new puzzle game! Help the Potty Mouth Ninja collect some coins so he can get an Asian massage. But beware of the Ninja’s sworn enemy… THE PIRATE!

 

Audrina Doesn't Look Dumb In The Face Here

Audrina Doesn't Look Dumb In The Face Here

Usually, Audrina Partridge looks dumb in the face. But not here. She just looks totally hot, and I as I type this message here with one hand, I can't help but notice that I am going to explode soon.

 

Beauty or Butterface?

Beauty or Butterface?

Even seen a really hot chick from behind and then she turns around and her face gives you nightmares? Of course you have it's your mom! Boom! Everything's hot but her face.

 

This Hot Tub's Too Small

This Hot Tub's Too Small

After a nice hard day of work, nothing feels better than squeezing your way into a hot tub with another person. This is a lie.

 

Kirstin Dunst Is Manga Hot

Kirstin Dunst Is Manga Hot

She's like those silly cartoons, only sillier. And hotter.

 

Hey Everyone, Jennifer Aniston Is Still Hot!

Hey Everyone, Jennifer Aniston Is Still Hot!

What is she, like, 55-years-old now? Jennifer Aniston is still banging 35 years after Friends. This is a photo from her appearance this month in Elle Magazine.

 

Sophia Monk Is Famous For Being Hot

Sophia Monk Is Famous For Being Hot

We have no idea why she's famous other than the fact that when you look at her it's like you're seeing an angel. An angel with a hot ass and really nice boobs.

 

Beauty or Butterface 3

Beauty or Butterface 3

If you're checking out a hot chick from behind and she turns around and her face looks like Abe Vigoda -- that's a butterface.

 

American Idol's Bikini Girl Is Hottish

American Idol's Bikini Girl Is Hottish

Yeah, Bikini Girl is hottish. She'd be just plain "hot" if we never saw her on American Idol and didn't know she was so stupid.

 
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