Don't Talk To Strangers

Don't Talk To Strangers

Don't worry, I don't think anybody's talking to these uglies. Except that hot blonde. It's okay to talk to her.

 

Potty Mouth Ninja: Enter the Pirate

Potty Mouth Ninja: Enter the Pirate

LG’s hot new puzzle game! Help the Potty Mouth Ninja collect some coins so he can get an Asian massage. But beware of the Ninja’s sworn enemy… THE PIRATE!

 

Dad Resists Urge To Throw Away Daugter After Foul Ball Incident

Dad Resists Urge To Throw Away Daugter After Foul Ball Incident

We totally would have thrown the girl over the railing. But that's just us.

 

Audrina Doesn't Look Dumb In The Face Here

Audrina Doesn't Look Dumb In The Face Here

Usually, Audrina Partridge looks dumb in the face. But not here. She just looks totally hot, and I as I type this message here with one hand, I can't help but notice that I am going to explode soon.

 

Beauty or Butterface?

Beauty or Butterface?

Even seen a really hot chick from behind and then she turns around and her face gives you nightmares? Of course you have it's your mom! Boom! Everything's hot but her face.

 

This Hot Tub's Too Small

This Hot Tub's Too Small

After a nice hard day of work, nothing feels better than squeezing your way into a hot tub with another person. This is a lie.

 

Kirstin Dunst Is Manga Hot

Kirstin Dunst Is Manga Hot

She's like those silly cartoons, only sillier. And hotter.

 

Hey Everyone, Jennifer Aniston Is Still Hot!

Hey Everyone, Jennifer Aniston Is Still Hot!

What is she, like, 55-years-old now? Jennifer Aniston is still banging 35 years after Friends. This is a photo from her appearance this month in Elle Magazine.

 

College Girls

College Girls

Choose your favorite girls from the college movie student body.

 

Blake Lively Is A School Girl

Blake Lively Is A School Girl

Oh, little puppy! Aren't you glad you're not Paris Hilton's? Oh, yes you are! Oh yes you are!

 

Gadget Girls

Gadget Girls

Transformers + iPhones + Girls = Pure Cyber Sexiness

 

Child Catches, and Possibly Murders, Huge Fish

Child Catches, and Possibly Murders, Huge Fish

This girl is like Survivorman, but a lot more talented.

 

Sophia Monk Is Famous For Being Hot

Sophia Monk Is Famous For Being Hot

We have no idea why she's famous other than the fact that when you look at her it's like you're seeing an angel. An angel with a hot ass and really nice boobs.

 

This Girl's Really Into Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles

This Girl's Really Into Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles

Some might call this girl 'crazy' for liking the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles this much. We just think she's really...well, she's crazy.

 

Beauty or Butterface 3

Beauty or Butterface 3

If you're checking out a hot chick from behind and she turns around and her face looks like Abe Vigoda -- that's a butterface.

 

American Idol's Bikini Girl Is Hottish

American Idol's Bikini Girl Is Hottish

Yeah, Bikini Girl is hottish. She'd be just plain "hot" if we never saw her on American Idol and didn't know she was so stupid.

 

Harry Potter Almost Murders Japanese Girl with Adorableness

Harry Potter Almost Murders Japanese Girl with Adorableness

One man, especially one who is British, should never have so much power over a female. It's just unethical. Like, spread the wealth, dude. There are other guys who want girls to go crazy over them, too, ya know.

 

Horrible Peta People Are Ridiculously Hot

Horrible Peta People Are Ridiculously Hot

We all hate PETA because they're just generally horrible and annoying. But if more of them looked like the above, we'd have reason to like them. And then bang them.

 

Sexy Hermione Costume

Sexy Hermione Costume

If you're even close to hot you should do what you can to get this costume and bring it to the Harry Potter premiere this week.

 

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