This seals the deal. Today Britney Spears performed on Good Morning America and she looked smoking hot. HAPPY BIRTHDAY, BRITNEY!

Her name is Jennifer Ellison and I guess she's a big deal in England, probably because she has big boobs.

And by "kind of" we mean OMFG TOTALLY.

LG’s own pint-sized fly of love grills the star of Hot Rod and SNL on all things sexy! Be sure to see the movie, in theaters August 3rd!

Why must we always post pictures of Obama Girl? Because she's really easy to look at, that's why.

Here's a golfing game that even your grandma can play, but won't.

Sarah Palin's legs are so much hotter than Barack Obama's.

Find out if America's hottest hockey mom, Sarah Palin, wants to have your babies.

Here are some photos of Britney from here latest video shoot. We likey.

It's easy to dress like Sarah Palin if you're really hot.

We don't care that she's a hundred years old or banged Michael Bolton. Nicolette is bangin'.

Leonardo DiCaprio's girlfriend (ex-girlfriend!?!) is happy she's hotter than you.

Now here's a geek girl that every geek guy can get behind.

This week Who’d You Rather takes a trip down the rabbit hole so we can look up the dresses of the hottest girls in Fantasy!

We cannot decide whether Bachlorette Deanna Pappas is hotter than Kim Kardashian.

Gymnastic Olympic Alicia Sacramone is not only really hot, she can kick your little ass.

Presidents get all the chicks.

She's passed Angelina Jolie and that Transformers chick as our obvious tattooed love interest.

...or America operating at full potential.

It's like the Nathan's Hot Dog Eating Contest but in Japan.