From 3rd Rock to blinding Claudia Schiffer in lingerie, Joseph Gordon-Levitt has an awesome agent. He definitely does not deserve this.

Those who remember Allison Stokke will be glad to meet Melanie Adams, who participates in a sport involving poles and is totally okay with being hot. She even intends to profit from it.

She is a child of Marx and Coca-Cola...and she looks really hot in knee-high socks.

Anything involving a Hot Dog on a Stick costume is a winner.

2008, ongoing war, crashing economy, no TV, boring election, who cares?? Miss America 2008 looks hot, and thats all we need!!

In honor of the Consumer Electronics Show 2008, here are some hot gadgets and the sexy hotties who love them.

This is the closest most of you will ever come to sex, enjoy it.

"the manager grabbed a pot of hot french fry grease and launched it at them....the drag queens retaliated smacking [him] in the head with a wet floor sign."

Watch these cooks get hot with some steamy turkey on turkey hardcore action.

Yeah you wear that Livestrong bracelet and when someone asks you what it means, just mumble something about cancer or the Hot Topic clearance bin.

Most of the middle east is hot, dull and colorless. What makes you think a terrorist would suddenly jump ship and start decorating things with pretty lights?

Ole "Daft Hands" probably has his hands working overtime watching this video.

Looking to "spice" up a boring New Mexico State football game, ESPN sent Rob Stone to try out the world's hottest chili pepper. It makes Rob cry.

Lighting farts is so hot! Why can't all girls be like this. No, no wait - on second though, we don't want this.

When she's not dancing like a fool, and rubbing it in that her girlfriend is hotter than yours, apparently Ellen is crying and telling people animals have "feelings".

Chris Crocker and Alexis Arquette have officially made all women physically appalling. There is more estrogen between them than Rosie O'Donnell's thighs at an orgy. Too Far?

In theaters 12-14-07. Juno is a whip-smart teen confronting an unplanned pregnancy by her classmate Bleeker. With the help of her hot best friend Leah, Juno finds her unborn child a 'perfect' set of parents: an affluent suburban couple, Mark and Vanessa, longing to adopt.

Appalachian State made some history this weekend and beat the Michigan Wolverines. They most likely won because of this awesome recruiting video.

Elle Macpherson looks amazing for someone in her 40's. But seriously… we all know you can't surf, you little liar!

Maybe she wasn't entirely brain dead when she gave the answer heard 'round the net. Maybe she was just remembering how hot she looked in the bikini.