A local L.A. bakery is selling "Paris Visitor's Cakes" – muffins with a fake nailfile through the middle! That hot!

Happy birthday, Hot Stuff! This stud's got a big ol' pile of frosting *just* for you!

Kelly Ripa rode the mechanical bull... and looked hot doing it!

Finally! The world's hottest female comedian is letting herself be objectified by the masses in the form of a magazine spread.

Paris is getting into shape before prison, and luckily for us man-lovers, her trainer is SUPER hot!!

Revamped version of the hip-hop song you can't get out of your brain. From the makers of PaxilBack.

The paps were hot on Paris Hilton's heels yesterday as she drove HERSELF to a lawyer meeting, after previously getting rides from mom Kathy. Paris, you're bad!

The smokin’ hot (and tragically not) Girls of Coachella 2007.

Girls Gone Wild creator Joe Francis is in jail – and he’s filmed a sex tape! Everything’s hot and nothing’s consensual!

In case you were wondering why sitcoms that were produced during the 80s and 90s are hot – this is why they’re hot.

Pamela Anderson is back in Baywatch babe form! THAT'S why she's hot!

I say she's drunk.

Britney Spears was caught on film coming out of Millennium Dance Studios, looking better than she has in a long time! Check out those abs!

More Carmen! More burlesque!

Sacha Baron Cohen's smokin'-hot lady-friend, Isla Fisher, is with child. May the fate of Kazakhstan be saved!!

Actually that's Sanjaya's sister. But she's pretty freaking hot, right?

Nikki Sixx is hot. This one's for the ladies!

Look how far he's fallen. Puffy and bloated is not hot.

Seriously, what followed next makes Madonna's "SEX" book look like a children's story. Hot.

LeeLee Sobieski looked hot at the Oscars Vanity Fair party.