PHOTOS
Elena Dementieva was defeated today at Wimbledon in straight sets by one half of the Muscular Sisters. Thus eliminating all of the hot and our interest in tennis.
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7/3/2008
GAMES
You’re Loki, a diminutive devil who can’t stand the underworld. You’ll have to outrun a raging river of lava if you want to escape Satan’s sanctuary. This game is really hot, lol.
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7/2/2008
PHOTOS
Caroline Wozniacki defeated Aleksandra Wozniak Thursday morning at Wimbledon. That extra "I" probably helped propel her to victory.
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6/27/2008
VIDEOS
Mankind has almost achieved its final purpose, a porn video game. We eagerly await the release of “Gorgasm: The Legend of Dong Slayer", Mr. Jordan.
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6/26/2008
PHOTOS
Maria Sharapova exited the Wimbledon 2008 tournament either for losing in straight sets today or for wearing a weird tuxedo outfit that wasn't revealing enough.
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6/26/2008
PHOTOS
Ashley Harkleroad was defeated in the first round 6-4, 6-3 by some French chick. Hairy armpits should never defeat Grade A American ass, this is will not be tolerated.
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6/25/2008
PHOTOS
Jelena Jankovic won Tuesday in straight sets, 6-3, 6-2. Jelena is the 2 seed in the tournament but she's #1 in our hearts with that skirt.
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6/25/2008
PHOTOS
Ana Ivanovic defeated Rossana De los rios in straight sets 6-1, 6-2. She also looks nice in a sports bra. That's called win, win ladies and gentlemen.
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6/24/2008
PHOTOS
Although it's safe to say pretty much every dude with a Sports Illustrated subscription has "loved" Eva at some point.
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6/11/2008
PHOTOS
If you don't know who Paul Banks or Helena Christensen are this is just a mildly amusing pic of a dude touching himself next to a topless model, if you do know who they are it will melt you mind!
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6/10/2008