We all hate PETA because they're just generally horrible and annoying. But if more of them looked like the above, we'd have reason to like them. And then bang them.

If you're even close to hot you should do what you can to get this costume and bring it to the Harry Potter premiere this week.

Is Paris Hilton ever going to get fat and sloppy? Maybe she's not even human, and will forever stay young and hot and kind of stupid. We hope. Those are amazing traits.

These pictures of Audrina Partridge in Cabo seriously make me forget she doesn't have a brain.

We don't understand Drew's style. I mean, she's Hollywood Royalty. And on most days she's really hot. WTF.

No, you're not seeing things. Those are a bunch of Princess Leias being hot and awesome and hitting each other with pillows.

What’s the best thing about summer? Hint: They’re awesome and they barely cover hot girls’ junk.

Just face it: you will never get a girl as hot as Hayden, just continue to be a big fat dork.

Life's challenging enough. We help by putting together the ten hottest actresses to take a turn on the pole and play a stripper.

Can you guys whether the chick you're looking at is hot or heavy? We bet you suck at this game.

Since golfing is just boring, you have to find ways to entertain yourself.

We took the hottest Jens and pitted them against the hottest Angies throughout history to create the ultimate sexy Jens and Angies showdown!

What does Anna Kournikova's tattoo mean? That you can never bang someone as hot as her.

You’re Loki, a diminutive devil who can’t stand the underworld. You’ll have to outrun a raging river of lava if you want to escape Satan’s sanctuary. This game is really hot, lol.

Oh Katy, you're just forcing us to want you really, really bad.

We don't know whether Kanye West's girlfriend, Amber Rose, is bangable or not. What do you think?

We show you a picture of a chick's face and you have to guess what the rest of her looks like. Is she hot, or heavy?

We paired up some of the hottest guys and girls from the 2009 Oscars and leave it up to you to decide Who'd You Rather!

If this girl gets any more hot she's gonna blow up -- the world! Hey ohhhhhh!

Here's are some of the models in the 2009 Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue. As you can probably imagine, they are all horrendously hot.