I say she's drunk.

Britney Spears was caught on film coming out of Millennium Dance Studios, looking better than she has in a long time! Check out those abs!

More Carmen! More burlesque!

Sacha Baron Cohen's smokin'-hot lady-friend, Isla Fisher, is with child. May the fate of Kazakhstan be saved!!

Actually that's Sanjaya's sister. But she's pretty freaking hot, right?

Nikki Sixx is hot. This one's for the ladies!

Look how far he's fallen. Puffy and bloated is not hot.

Seriously, what followed next makes Madonna's "SEX" book look like a children's story. Hot.

LeeLee Sobieski looked hot at the Oscars Vanity Fair party.

Yep. It's official: Keely Hazell is HOT.

Christina Ricci and Justin Timberlake share a SUPER HOT sex scene in Black Snake Moan!!!

The American Idol contestest has a whole slew of hot photos on the net – here's just one!

This hot, pants-less 18-year-old model recently died of a heart attack. Seriously, all the sexy skinny chicks are croaking!

The voluptuous McPheever looked hot as hell at this year's Grammy Awards.

Christina Aguilera is lookin' smokin' hot in the new issue of Maxim

Vomiting Kermit dispenses hot chocolate to cold New Yorkers on Conan! Heart-warming!

Dita's hot – and can reportedly get her waist down to 16" in a corset.

Don't know why, but this HOT RUSSIAN CHICK wants to TAKE OFF HER CLOTHES! And… something about vodka.

Sarah Silverman supports global warming so much, she made a movie about it! I'm super-excited to see what our tropical future holds!

Mister Jim Gaffigan is very funny. You might recognize him for his extreme paleness. Here he shares with us his deep feelings about Hot Pockets