If you're checking out a hot chick from behind and she turns around and her face looks like Abe Vigoda -- that's a butterface.

Yeah, Bikini Girl is hottish. She'd be just plain "hot" if we never saw her on American Idol and didn't know she was so stupid.

We all hate PETA because they're just generally horrible and annoying. But if more of them looked like the above, we'd have reason to like them. And then bang them.

If you're even close to hot you should do what you can to get this costume and bring it to the Harry Potter premiere this week.

At least she didn't murder grandma!

Is Paris Hilton ever going to get fat and sloppy? Maybe she's not even human, and will forever stay young and hot and kind of stupid. We hope. Those are amazing traits.

These pictures of Audrina Partridge in Cabo seriously make me forget she doesn't have a brain.

We don't understand Drew's style. I mean, she's Hollywood Royalty. And on most days she's really hot. WTF.

No, you're not seeing things. Those are a bunch of Princess Leias being hot and awesome and hitting each other with pillows.

We’re gonna show you a picture and you have to guess whether it’s a sports face or sex face. Don’t let this get you too excited. Your mom is in the other room.

What’s the best thing about summer? Hint: They’re awesome and they barely cover hot girls’ junk.

Just face it: you will never get a girl as hot as Hayden, just continue to be a big fat dork.

Life's challenging enough. We help by putting together the ten hottest actresses to take a turn on the pole and play a stripper.

We really don't know why strippers are allowed to have kids if they can't match their shoes.

Here's Larry Wachowski, the director of The Matrix. His name is now Lana and he wears your mom's underwear.

Can you guys whether the chick you're looking at is hot or heavy? We bet you suck at this game.

We took the hottest Jens and pitted them against the hottest Angies throughout history to create the ultimate sexy Jens and Angies showdown!

What does Anna Kournikova's tattoo mean? That you can never bang someone as hot as her.

You’re Loki, a diminutive devil who can’t stand the underworld. You’ll have to outrun a raging river of lava if you want to escape Satan’s sanctuary. This game is really hot, lol.

Before you just pass this video up because it features an ugly, out of shape mom shaking her junk in a Spring Break bikini contest, let me just warn you - it's hilarious.