The smokin’ hot (and tragically not) Girls of Coachella 2007.

Girls Gone Wild creator Joe Francis is in jail – and he’s filmed a sex tape! Everything’s hot and nothing’s consensual!

In case you were wondering why sitcoms that were produced during the 80s and 90s are hot – this is why they’re hot.

Pamela Anderson is back in Baywatch babe form! THAT'S why she's hot!

I say she's drunk.

Britney Spears was caught on film coming out of Millennium Dance Studios, looking better than she has in a long time! Check out those abs!

More Carmen! More burlesque!

Sacha Baron Cohen's smokin'-hot lady-friend, Isla Fisher, is with child. May the fate of Kazakhstan be saved!!

Actually that's Sanjaya's sister. But she's pretty freaking hot, right?

Nikki Sixx is hot. This one's for the ladies!

Look how far he's fallen. Puffy and bloated is not hot.

Seriously, what followed next makes Madonna's "SEX" book look like a children's story. Hot.

LeeLee Sobieski looked hot at the Oscars Vanity Fair party.

Yep. It's official: Keely Hazell is HOT.

For some reason I can't find more photos of Courtney at this Oscars after-party. Help! Need more photographic evidence of crazy!

Christina Ricci and Justin Timberlake share a SUPER HOT sex scene in Black Snake Moan!!!

The American Idol contestest has a whole slew of hot photos on the net – here's just one!

This hot, pants-less 18-year-old model recently died of a heart attack. Seriously, all the sexy skinny chicks are croaking!

The voluptuous McPheever looked hot as hell at this year's Grammy Awards.

Christina Aguilera is lookin' smokin' hot in the new issue of Maxim