Jim Carrey stars as the over-th-top lifeguard, to Will Ferrell's hot-tub-swimmer-in-trouble.

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After a recent singing performance at PURE nightclub in Las Vegas, Paris got pelted in the face with an ice cube! That's hot!

Like a little junk in the trunk? In this game, you have to figure out whose hot thong-clad butt you’re looking at. Hosted by Mr. Thong Song himself – Sisqo!

This chick's like the Arnold Schwartzeneggar of boobies.

When trying to impress a hot chick, always overdo it to the point of pissing her off.

She can bend over backwards and shoot arrows with her feet – so don't piss her off!

...Because what would the internet be without stupid videos of hot girls retardedly dancing to music?

You're sexy. Check. You've got hot dancing skills. Check. You're at some sort of outdoor pole-dance competition. Check. And you just lotioned your hands up -- OH NOOOOOOO!

This hot chick is modeling with a chainsaw! Boring but sexy!

The super-hot Gray Kid flawlessly parodies Justin Timberlake's "SexyBack" with his song toting the anti-depressant Paxil. Joy!

"Here, honeyyyyyy, you nip's slipping out a littlllllle. Lemme just cover it ith my haaaaaand. We're hot even when we're waaasteeed."

This chick cut her hair and then made fake eyelashes with it. And it looks like a scene from The Ring. I am freaking out.

Yeah. So you get to watch your football match, but now your hot girlfriend hates you. Nice job, retard.

Don't let a nice rack and your desire for phallic ice cream snacks distract you from the reality of a hot chick.

Yeah! Chick fight! Awesome! …Well, more like middle-aged mom fight. Sexy!

Wow I'm hungry -- who's got some hot sauce for my tarantula?

Note to self: if you think you're coming down with some explosive diarrhea, don't do video shoot in hot tub.

Faith Hill pitched a fit when she lost an award to Carrie Underwood. I had country, but that chick's a beeyotch.

Hot cheerleader - now sexy spinal cord injury!