Oh, man, we just need to get these chicks sterilized, already!

This hot, pants-less 18-year-old model recently died of a heart attack. Seriously, all the sexy skinny chicks are croaking!

The voluptuous McPheever looked hot as hell at this year's Grammy Awards.

Christina Aguilera is lookin' smokin' hot in the new issue of Maxim

High-density corrigated cardboard is both flexible, and incredibly strong! This guy demonstrates it, and a couple chicks sit on it like a sofa.

Vomiting Kermit dispenses hot chocolate to cold New Yorkers on Conan! Heart-warming!

Dita's hot – and can reportedly get her waist down to 16" in a corset.

What's to explain? Two chicks kiss. Awesome!

Don't know why, but this HOT RUSSIAN CHICK wants to TAKE OFF HER CLOTHES! And… something about vodka.

Sarah Silverman supports global warming so much, she made a movie about it! I'm super-excited to see what our tropical future holds!

Mister Jim Gaffigan is very funny. You might recognize him for his extreme paleness. Here he shares with us his deep feelings about Hot Pockets

Check out these hot pillow-swingin' ladies! http://www.gopfl.com/

I don't know what this means but it sounds both sexy and delicious!

I don't know what this has to do with the movie plug at the end, but dang Carmen's hot. Yeeeouch!

There's pretty much no one in the world with a better body than Jessica Biel. I challenge you to find a hotter bod.

He looks like sasquatch with a body wax, and yet he STILL has a hot babe with him! Amazing!

Hotter than Kimberly Stewart!

I don't know what these crazy hot German chicks are saying, but I like how they say it!

I totally forgot how hot this scene in "From Dusk Till Dawn" was. I am amazed.

Watch awkwardness ensue as people enter an elevator inhabited by horny, sexy chicks!