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Between this guys face and a pommel horse.
Isn't so graceful.
Amazing Portuguese equestrian bullfight (which means the bull is not killed.)
Definitely something I've never seen before.
They have such a cute relationship.
Wait for it...

Like all people who don't consult the Bible to solve practical problems, I'm at war with Christmas. I wish people "Happy Holidays" , promote the idea of Santa Claus in order to deflect attention away from the role of the Christ-child, and accentuate the pagan elements of the celebration in favor of the Christian ones, which are in extreme danger with our country maintaining a paltry incidence of Christians at a mere 76%. And why wouldn't I? I stand to gain so much from the effort, I really can't afford not to. But we need a shot in the arm. So I'm mining the great war-mongers of the past for material. What do say, Genghis? How would you attack Christmas?
Genghis Khan: Well, first I'd find a few stores that feature religiously neutral decorations, like holly, wreaths, and maybe even some Kwanzaa stuff, because they'd clearly be part of the war effort. I'd absorb them into my army and ride to a store that has the nerve to wish people "Merry Christmas" when they check out. While riding we'd drag yule logs behind our horses to kick up extra dust and give the appearance of greater numbers. When I arrived at the store, let's say it's a Wal-Mart in Texas, I'd explain to the manager that he can either surrender, or everyone in the store can be killed. Then I'd camp out that night, instructing my soldiers to each light 3 Christmas trees apiece instead of just one, again to give the impression of greater numbers. We'd probably light a few Menorahs as well, just to show how at war with Christmas we really are. Naturally, there would be no praying.
Apparently their car needed more horsepower.
Sigh, PETA has sucked all the fun out of the world.
Animals! They can be dangerous! Especially ones that are huge, have wings and can't even fly! (WHY DOES GOD DO THAT!??!?). Here is a kid who falls of a horse (or donkey!?!) and gets attacked by an Ostrich. This is hilarious because the kid lives, but it is even more hilarious because the kid could have been killed and it would have been caught on film. WHO DOESN'T THINK THAT'S HILARIOUS!?!
It's a little weird that pastel horses would want to put a ring on it, but whatevs.