I've heard of being horny in the morning, but not when you're hosting a television show.

Both of these Battlestar beauties can be found in the latest Maxim magazine, which we guess is still around and trying to make you horny.

This week Philip Norris defends a horny teacher’s right to sleep with one of his or her students. Sexy!

The best gamers are the ones that make nerds horny.

Technically, this isn't NSFW. But something about it just makes us feel really non-horny.

This game is like the real Hang Man, except 100% more horny.

Introducing the new Lara Croft! This former receptionist turned video game heroine will help promote the video game series by making gamers horny.

Time for you to put on your horny hat and see if the picture you're looking at is a Pop Star or Porn Star. Jeopardy this is not.

In this edition, oh we so horny for all the hot Asian celebrities in Hollywood.

"Don't you like how your skin looks like a fleshy condom over my hard horn, baby? Yeaah, this is Pamplona, baby, don't I make you horny?"

Safe For Work! The camera gets a little *too* close for comfort on these horny porny gals.

Me love you long time!

I always wondered why candy bars make me horny for gay porn. Now I know.

Watch awkwardness ensue as people enter an elevator inhabited by horny, sexy chicks!

We've been searching for ways to make video gaming more sexy while making you more horny. We think we've found the answer. Girls + Video Games FTW!

Sure the Japanese are weird, but they're also extremely sexy. We have no idea what's happening in this video, but it definetly makes us horny.

Here’s the third installment of our hit game where you have to decide whether you’re looking at a porn star or pop star. It’s a really difficult game, but only because you can get really horny playing it.

Watch this kitty get down with itself right before you're eyes! (Don't watch this if you're horny).

The movies are filled with PDA, both on screen and in the seats. You horny teens!