Lady Gaga, South Park's Cartman and Christopher Walken perform Poker Face. The internet wins today, everybody can go home.

Live news has brought both disturbing and hilarious images into our homes. But this may be the only time they bested Lucille Ball.

This looks so awesome we're going to try this on our tricycle when we get home.

The PMS Home Shopping Network has an exclusive offer on the new Jonas Brothers' Purity Ring! Now you can't get laid either!

Triumph the Insult Comic Dog goes to Comic Con and makes a bunch of nerds want to go home and kill themselves.

Kids: Don't try this at home. You will die. This kid didn't die because he's super skinny. Most of you are fat.

See how Lindsay Lohan's mom and little sister react when she brings home her lesbian lover, Samantha Ronson.

A Christmas Story, Home Alone and Die Hard are three of the best Christmas movies ever, and now you too can join in the fun by shooting the bad guys from the movies! Yippee-Kayee Mother Funtimes!

Watch this if you want to purchase a George W. Bush action figure. They snort fake cocaine!

Well actually it's just her head Photoshopped onto the box, kind of like how we Photoshop her head into pictures we send home to Mom and say she's our girlfriend.

The Disney circle of life has been completed as the former star returns home to ride Alice in Wonderland with her girlfriend.

Tell your girl she can leave the food and Frisbee at home. Just be sure to pack the boobs.

The fact that she's a woman has nothing to do with the fact she ran someone over, she had just been playing too much GTA IV at home.

Raise your glass to these fine Irish boobies from the home country!

If you're keeping track at home, Paris Hilton was denied a ticket to the Oscars, Gary Busey was given free reign.

That's what home movies are for.

It's called elected amputation and it involves people performing their own medical procedures at home.

Rugby players are crazy. Why play a sport where you get the crap beat out of you, when you can stay at home and jerk off?

A stainless steal temple is important for all true believers. Nothing says "God loves you", like an expensive temple built in a village in which most the people starve to death.