Lady Gaga, South Park's Cartman and Christopher Walken perform Poker Face. The internet wins today, everybody can go home.

Seriously, if your kid is just going to narc you out to their teacher, what good are they anyway? Kids are for tying your shoe laces, grabbing you a beer and that's about it. You shouldn't have to worry about them telling everyone they know that you earn money making it rain for perverts. LiquidGeneration's been making games and animations about boobs and Britney Spears' drunk butt for years, and our nephews still think we sell insurance. Seriously! Every time I come home for Christmas they never ask me how work's going because they feel sorry for me. Anyway, there's just some things your child shouldn't know and your stripper job is one of them. Also: never bring your work home with you.
(via Don Chavez)
Live news has brought both disturbing and hilarious images into our homes. But this may be the only time they bested Lucille Ball.
The PMS Home Shopping Network has an exclusive offer on the new Jonas Brothers' Purity Ring! Now you can't get laid either!
Triumph the Insult Comic Dog goes to Comic Con and makes a bunch of nerds want to go home and kill themselves.
If you're wondering who Leighton Meester is, this is her. TMZ is reporting she has a sex tape that's being shopped around Hollywood. And it involves her feet. Sexy!
Kids: Don't try this at home. You will die. This kid didn't die because he's super skinny. Most of you are fat.
See how Lindsay Lohan's mom and little sister react when she brings home her lesbian lover, Samantha Ronson.
A Christmas Story, Home Alone and Die Hard are three of the best Christmas movies ever, and now you too can join in the fun by shooting the bad guys from the movies! Yippee-Kayee Mother Funtimes!
Watch this if you want to purchase a George W. Bush action figure. They snort fake cocaine!
OMG the dudes from Metallica totally sold out. We're gonna go listen to the Jonas Brothers now.
Well actually it's just her head Photoshopped onto the box, kind of like how we Photoshop her head into pictures we send home to Mom and say she's our girlfriend.
The Disney circle of life has been completed as the former star returns home to ride Alice in Wonderland with her girlfriend.
Tell your girl she can leave the food and Frisbee at home. Just be sure to pack the boobs.
The fact that she's a woman has nothing to do with the fact she ran someone over, she had just been playing too much GTA IV at home.
If you're keeping track at home, Paris Hilton was denied a ticket to the Oscars, Gary Busey was given free reign.
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