OMG the dudes from Metallica totally sold out. We're gonna go listen to the Jonas Brothers now.

Well actually it's just her head Photoshopped onto the box, kind of like how we Photoshop her head into pictures we send home to Mom and say she's our girlfriend.

The Disney circle of life has been completed as the former star returns home to ride Alice in Wonderland with her girlfriend.

Tell your girl she can leave the food and Frisbee at home. Just be sure to pack the boobs.

The fact that she's a woman has nothing to do with the fact she ran someone over, she had just been playing too much GTA IV at home.

Guys who work in a print shop have a lot of time on their hands, go figure.

Raise your glass to these fine Irish boobies from the home country!

If you're keeping track at home, Paris Hilton was denied a ticket to the Oscars, Gary Busey was given free reign.

That's what home movies are for.

A parody of the hit 50 Cent song where Tom Cruise rolls into a candy shop to pick up the last remaining virgin in Hollywood : the young and innocent Katie Holmes.

It's called elected amputation and it involves people performing their own medical procedures at home.

Rugby players are crazy. Why play a sport where you get the crap beat out of you, when you can stay at home and jerk off?

A stainless steal temple is important for all true believers. Nothing says "God loves you", like an expensive temple built in a village in which most the people starve to death.

For those tough days shopping at Wal Mart. Just watch those urchin shoppers flee!

"Yeah, I could be sending this money to the troops for body armor, but I REALLY need this iPhone."

In theaters 3-28-08. Back home in Texas after fighting in Iraq, a soldier refuses to return to battle despite the government mandate requiring him to do so.

In theaters 2-18-08. Based on the Steven Gould novel, "Jumper" follows a young man from a broken home who discovers that he has the ability to teleport. In his quest for the man he believes is responsible for the death of his mother, the kid draws the attention of the National Security Agency and another youth with the same abilities.

The Wonder Years would have been pretty boring without the bad guy from Home Alone narrating, not Joe Pesci, the other guy.

In theaters 12-21-07. Based on the hit Broadway musical which tells the infamous story of Benjamin Barker, a.k.a Sweeney Todd, who sets up a barber shop down in London which is the basis for a sinister partnership with his fellow tenant, Mrs. Lovett.

If there ever was a home for an ugly modeling agency, its jolly ole England. No shortage on broken noses and ugly teeth there. Think Winehouse has a contract?