The PMS Home Shopping Network has an exclusive offer on the new Jonas Brothers' Purity Ring! Now you can't get laid either!

Triumph the Insult Comic Dog goes to Comic Con and makes a bunch of nerds want to go home and kill themselves.

If you're wondering who Leighton Meester is, this is her. TMZ is reporting she has a sex tape that's being shopped around Hollywood. And it involves her feet. Sexy!

Kids: Don't try this at home. You will die. This kid didn't die because he's super skinny. Most of you are fat.

See how Lindsay Lohan's mom and little sister react when she brings home her lesbian lover, Samantha Ronson.

Get it? Because the Illinois Governor is a crook and the sofa shop is having a sale?

A Christmas Story, Home Alone and Die Hard are three of the best Christmas movies ever, and now you too can join in the fun by shooting the bad guys from the movies! Yippee-Kayee Mother Funtimes!

Watch this if you want to purchase a George W. Bush action figure. They snort fake cocaine!

OMG the dudes from Metallica totally sold out. We're gonna go listen to the Jonas Brothers now.

Well actually it's just her head Photoshopped onto the box, kind of like how we Photoshop her head into pictures we send home to Mom and say she's our girlfriend.

The Disney circle of life has been completed as the former star returns home to ride Alice in Wonderland with her girlfriend.

Tell your girl she can leave the food and Frisbee at home. Just be sure to pack the boobs.

The fact that she's a woman has nothing to do with the fact she ran someone over, she had just been playing too much GTA IV at home.

Guys who work in a print shop have a lot of time on their hands, go figure.

Raise your glass to these fine Irish boobies from the home country!

If you're keeping track at home, Paris Hilton was denied a ticket to the Oscars, Gary Busey was given free reign.

That's what home movies are for.

A parody of the hit 50 Cent song where Tom Cruise rolls into a candy shop to pick up the last remaining virgin in Hollywood : the young and innocent Katie Holmes.

It's called elected amputation and it involves people performing their own medical procedures at home.

Rugby players are crazy. Why play a sport where you get the crap beat out of you, when you can stay at home and jerk off?