Gisele is selling shoes or some shiz and this new ad is meant to catch your attention. One question, water is transparent, why can't we see the gooch?

Nothing is as priceless as filming an child's impending doom. The pan over to the slide proves the cameraman is a heartless bastard.

This is graceful. Just watch the way her face shatters the surface of the water. Greg Louganis is jealous.

White water rafting with a cat can be dangerous. And not just because of the claws!

This guy "hacked" a Coke machine with his cell phone, making it dispense quarters and free water – but then revealed his trick!

Jehovah's Witnesses want to save your soul, but only if you don't attack them with water balloons. 'Cause THAT pisses them off.

This Fourth of July, remember NOT to place your quarter sticks of dynamite under your water melons. 'Cause den de'll blowd up.

Inexplicably, this dog wants whatever the thinks is at the bottom of this toilet bowl. And the toilet water pays the ultimate price.

Yeah that’s an acoustic guitar that J Mascis is playing the holy hell out of, but he’s added some bells and whistles like only Dinosaur Jr. can.

This guy demonstrates how it's possible to have goldfish living in water below the oil in a deep fryer. Oh those wacky Japanese!!

In Japan, everything is possible. Goldfish living in cool water below the floating oil of a deep-fryer.

"Illegal Aliens" is as big of a B-movie as you can get. And Chyna Doll's performance is worthy of a John Waters film!

Lindsay was accused of driving drunk by a paparazzi outside a club in NYC recently. EVERYBODY knows she only drinks water! Duh!

Kids, don't try this at home! But yes, dynamite WILL make surfable waves in a body of water. AWESOME!

Look deep into this dog's butt and see a vision of Jesus. Then puke.

Turn your bath water into slime! Awesome and weird, but great for siblings that bathe together!

Wow. Good job, Anne. That really blows any and every nip slip out of the water.

When you mix corn starch with water, it creates a non-newtonian liquid – a sort-of liquid, sort-of solid substance that has amazing properties! Watch these two "walk on water!"

Just fill them with water and goldfish and you've got the pimpingest wheels on the road.

Water merely distresses Whitney; if you get Bobby Brown wet, however, he turns into a gremlin.