Rumor is that a few people in Hollywood have gotten boob jobs. Go figure. Well, here are the few we could round up.

We countdown the Ugliest Wives in Hollywood so you don’t have to. Yes, we’re cruel, heartless bastards.

Here are some of the trashiest people in Hollywood. Most of them grew up in Alabama.

It's hard work to have the biggest "asset" in Hollywood and Kim puts in the calories others won't. Chubby Chasers Unite!

There is no better way to see celebrities than by checking out Google's Street View of Hollywood.

In this edition, oh we so horny for all the hot Asian celebrities in Hollywood.

Hollywood’s favorite sluts have gotten themselves into a heap of trouble again! This time in a dance club! Also, see how Paris Hilton reacts when she tries to become a virgin! The drama!

A parody of the hit 50 Cent song where Tom Cruise rolls into a candy shop to pick up the last remaining virgin in Hollywood : the young and innocent Katie Holmes.

This can't possibly be written by WGA writers so please Hollywood, make it happen!

Michael Jackson, Rick James, Prince, Stevie Wonder, and Rod Stewart impersonators were pulled from Hollywood Blvd. to perform on Jimmy Kimmel.

Ocean waves, salt and magic somehow combined to unleash a massive wave of foam on an Australian beach. Completely unrelated, Hollywood plans new movie, "The Foam".

An ex-Hollywood publicist leaked out news that Jake Gyllenhaal is gay and has been with a boyfriend for years. Wait, the guy from Brokeback Mountain? You lie!

When you're a busy Hollywood Starlet its impossible to find the time to eat healthy. Those days are gone!

The full intro song to the Fresh Prince of Bel Air apparently only aired in the first few episodes. See exactly how he went from his momma telling him "you're moving with your auntie and uncle in Bel Air" to whistling for a cab in Hollywood.

Now that she's been released from prison, Paris is on her way to annoy the hell out of he neighbors in the Hollywood Hills.

Maria Menounos got a Hollywood star or something – I don't remember because she wasn't wearing a bra!

Sanjaya finally got kicked off American Idol, and word in Hollywood is that there were cheers heard from the production studio. Here you see him cry like the little b*tch he is. Enjoy.

Bob Clark, the director of "Christmas Story," was killed yesterday morning by a drunk driver. Hollywood mourns.

There's a fire raging in Burbank at this very moment… will the Hollywood sign be safe??

Here's Ryan Seacrest shopping with a male "friend." Hollywood grocery stores always make people look so gay!