Wow. K-Fed played the West Hollywood Halloween parade. What a douche.

Congratulations! You've just landed a job as the assistant to a Big Time Hollywood Producer! What better way to spend your first day on the job than to sit at your desk and slack off at work!

Only a European would wear such amazingly awesome underwear.

See what happens when your dad has you for the weekend. That man-slut!

Don't look them in the eyes? Monkeys are becoming soooo Hollywood.

Lindsay Lohan, Paris Hilton, Tara Reid and Jessica Simpson are not just a bunch of sluts – they’re a bunch of sluts on popsicle sticks! In this episode, watch them as they’re about to die in an elevator!

Hollywood’s got our kids dressing in black face. Oh Mammy!

Everybody’s favorite celebrity sluts are back for another round of slutiness. This time Lindsay Lohan, Paris Hilton, Tara Reid and Jessica Simpson talk about the latest gossip on their cellphones!

This week Philip Norris and LiquidGeneration announce that they are calling a truce with Hollywood. Who do we want to make nice with? Who do we want to continue to bash? Tune in!

Here is proof that Jessica Simpson has some of the bounciest boobs in Hollywood.

In Fake or Slutty, you guess which photos are real fake and which ones are real slut.

Go on a virtual tour of Hollywood using Google Maps!

See the Olsen Twins, Ashlee Simpson, Martha Stewart and other celebrities get their shot at being the next American Idol.

Beer Slut is the #1 drinking game for you and your friends to play and get butt stupid.

When "Joey" premiered on NBC, everybody thought it was the second coming of Christ. Ha.

We show you two celebs and you tell us who you'd rather…you know! Compare your results with the rest of our visitors to see how your tastes match up.

We show you two celebs and you tell us who you'd rather…you know! Compare your results with the rest of our visitors to see how your tastes match up.

Buy your tickets, get your candy, turn off your cellphones and stuff your face full of popping corn. It’s time to play the Movie Poster Game!

Thousands of people have taken the Purity Test and they've all said the same thing: Damn, I never realized I was such a slut.

Celebrities are short. Here's a short song about them.