This little guy is waaay too good to be a lowly subway performer. Get this guy on Hollywood Boulevard, stat!

I saw this lady waiting for the bust the other day in West Hollywood. You know I hope that bus didn't clash with her outfit.

Faith Hill pitched a fit when she lost an award to Carrie Underwood. I had country, but that chick's a beeyotch.

Wow. K-Fed played the West Hollywood Halloween parade. What a douche.

Congratulations! You've just landed a job as the assistant to a Big Time Hollywood Producer! What better way to spend your first day on the job than to sit at your desk and slack off at work!

Don't look them in the eyes? Monkeys are becoming soooo Hollywood.

Hollywood’s got our kids dressing in black face. Oh Mammy!

This week Philip Norris and LiquidGeneration announce that they are calling a truce with Hollywood. Who do we want to make nice with? Who do we want to continue to bash? Tune in!

For those who live vicariously through the spoiled brats on Beverley Hills 90210 and The O.C.

Here is proof that Jessica Simpson has some of the bounciest boobs in Hollywood.

Go on a virtual tour of Hollywood using Google Maps!

See the Olsen Twins, Ashlee Simpson, Martha Stewart and other celebrities get their shot at being the next American Idol.

When "Joey" premiered on NBC, everybody thought it was the second coming of Christ. Ha.

We show you two celebs and you tell us who you'd rather…you know! Compare your results with the rest of our visitors to see how your tastes match up.

We show you two celebs and you tell us who you'd rather…you know! Compare your results with the rest of our visitors to see how your tastes match up.

Celebrities are short. Here's a short song about them.

Colin Farrell wants to tell you how to be a Hollywood Bad boy. Won’t this guy just go away?

Hear Jessica talk about her infatuation with Hollywood's cheesiest hunk: James Van Der Beek

How many degrees of sexperation separate some of Hollywood's finest degenerates.

Back in the day he was known as the Master of the Universe. But now, after so many years away from the limelight people are asking themselves: Where is He-Man now?