This kid is going to grow up to be such a baller.

Santa's not the only holiday character to be afraid of any more….

Philip Norris walks you through his five step plan on how to save on the Holidays during the recession. Look out Martha Stewart!

I wish all Holiday seasons were filled with this much love.

The movie Christmas Vacation gives us the most sentimental holiday moment ever.

Give thanks for having nobody to cook for you this Thanksgiving Day, and also for the start of a depressing holiday season.

These boobs have been convicted of crimes – crimes against boobmanity!

We definitely like Alba a lot better these days. Her boobs have that post-pregnancy bounce to them.

We just go there for the wings.

In theaters 4-4-08. A group of friends whose leisurely Mexican holiday takes a turn for the worse when they, along with a fellow tourist embark on a remote archaeological dig in the jungle, where something evil lives among the ruins.

Malcolm Middleton sings "We're All Going to Die" and brings a holiday anthem to the masses (who are alone and depressed apparently).

This pacman tree has the power to swallow Christmas hole and spit out a kick ass holiday. Barring that Christmas doesn’t return from the blue state and kill Pac Man.

Prank your friends by sending them a fake news story that features somebody they know. Did one of your friends molest an elf?

In theaters 11-21-07. A Christmastime drama centered around the Whitfield family's first holiday together in four years.

The rules have changed at Hooters. If you joke about the "scenery" they will use your body as a barbell.

When Hooters Air failed, they sold their fleer of planes to an old-people nudist resort. Then some creep took a photo.

Pam Anderson and David Spade were caught playing "slutty Hooters girl and handsy buffalo wings lover" recently, and now I'm totally freaked out. Gross.

And she's worked at Hooters. That's reason enough to vote for him!

Actually that's Sanjaya's sister. But she's pretty freaking hot, right?