FAT KONG |
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Make a video game controller out of anything. |
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News Girl Caught With Something Between Her Legs |
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Crackhead at Funeral |
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Slinky on a treadmill |
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Wheel of Fortune Fail |
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17-year-old Pistol Whips Her Mom For a Car |
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Wii Fit with Britney Spears |
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Lindsay Lohan's Boob Song |
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Sexy or Ugly Friend? |
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Would you stick your finger inside this hole.
Fits through a little hole.
The Superficial got ahold of Paris Hilton's crotch-hole this weekend and gave us these photos. She and her crotch-holding abilities never looked better.

We know it's fashionable to make fun of Taylor Lautner, the kid with the six-pack abs from Twilight. But we're not a-holes. We recognize Taylor's genius and that's why we're excited for a new comic book about the Half-Wolf Hero that will be in our sweaty hands come August. Just look at this cover:

The day that this is released is going to be the best day in the world. And this post is totally written without irony.
Mel Gibson gets testy with this television reporter during an interview. You can see his brain slowly explode if you look really close.
Truth is, this spider is a REAL A-HOLE. Who does this? "Oh I'm gonna crawl on the ceiling and then scare a poor old man! My name is Spider and I'm so cool! Look at me guys, look at me"
Stupid spiders. I hate you.
I dunno. I really can't blame the Boise State college girl playing cowbell in this video. I mean, she's playing the cowbell. That's a sad bastard instrument, like the recorder. And she's supposedly blind - which would normally be sad - but it's really just a blessing in disguise because now she can't see how everyone on the internet is making fun of her.
And yes, like the a-hole that the internet is, everyone thinks they're funny (and they are!)! Meme time!


Today it's Point A Gun At Something Adorable Friday, featuring puppies and kitties (or kittehs, for the annoying people who come here). Why do people want to put a gun to faces of their little furry friends? We can only speculate it has something to do with imbreeding. But we're not scientists, so how the hell would we know.

A young a-hole in training. (via hangglide)

Why do parents buy Crocs for their kids? And why doesn't this dog bite off that little brat's head? (via ChickClick)

Crazy eyes and rape face are usually the same thing. (via randy metcalf)
...more pics after the jump....

Dude kind of looks like Vince Vaugh's tardy brother. (via castermer)

"Deaadd kittteehhhhhh" (via sayzey)

At least the blood will look cool on the window. RIGHT, GUYS!?!?! (via misterentropy)
Point a gun at anything adorable lately? Be sure to send us a picture: talkbalk@liquidgeneration.com!
It’s time to put on your Drunk Face and play BEER TAP GONE WILD. You play as a bartender who has to serve beer to the drunken masses at a few Spring Break water holes. Do you have what it takes…TO SERVE BEER?
I love how the two a-holes below them are posing for a picture. Those are lifetime friends.
This week Who’d You Rather takes a trip down the rabbit hole so we can look up the dresses of the hottest girls in Fantasy!
Next time you see this Pelican in your pond, punch him in this face for me.
The show's designer tried to take a bow when a black hole created by fashion's vapidness swallowed her and others whole.
It would seem someone actually designed a character to be the "indiscreet wall humper".
In theaters 3-7-08. Holed up in Bruges, Belgium after a difficult job, two hit men (Farrell and Gleeson) begin to differ on their views of life and death as they become used to local customs.