So apparently women are into baby flesh. Dad can only get Mom's attention if he shaves his face to resemble a baby's ass.

Time to match the celebrities with their tattoos! It’s not as easy as your mom.

This week Philip Norris gives you a round-up of the latest news, including a sad story about Britney Spears, who sucks at being a mom.

This week Lou Berk sits down with Britney Spears’ mom, who allegedly had a sexual affair with Kevin Federline.

Cops in NYC are apparently breaking the law. Luckily the opposite of a superhero, "Jimmy Justice", is trolling the streets. He busts cops with his mom's handycam.

Hey Rocky! Cuff and Link were more attractive than your Mom.

Kathleen Turner went from a feminine mannish woman to a manly drag queen. This is just plain awkward. Does anybody remember the "Serial Mom" days?

Here's a charming story about a hockey bully, animated in a really cool 2D/3D style.

Seriously, Mom, you're getting lazy. How long before you can't wear those white pants any more?

The paps were hot on Paris Hilton's heels yesterday as she drove HERSELF to a lawyer meeting, after previously getting rides from mom Kathy. Paris, you're bad!

...and you know how annoying SHE is!

American Idol Sanjaya has a white mom – and she got busted for weed!

This Catholic mother isn't dealing with her son's recent conversion to atheism very well. Let's laugh!!

This track is from the band’s forthcoming album titled Ameritown due out this June on Suretone records. We asked the band if they were talking about Basketball or Hockey when they named the band. It was hockey. Can you guess the team? Bring on the rock!

Match pictures to make band names. Yes, it's as easy as your mom, sister, grandma, and your girlfriend.

Watch the mom from Malcolm in the Middle get all schizo on a rude beeyotch in a parking lot! You have to see to believe!

Her recent "corrective" plastic surger have left the rocker mom all weird looking! We're scared.

This is my favorite move. Although I'm not an actual wrestler, and I use this move while naked. Don't tell my mom.

Lindsay's mom Dina speaks to The Insider about her crazy partying daughter. Too bad Dina's the worst blood-sucking stage mom ever.

Our mom loves Jonny Lives. And you know what? Our mom knows good music, 'cause this stuff is really good. Thanks Jonny Lives for stopping by our studio and telling stories! We love storytime!