Before you just pass this video up because it features an ugly, out of shape mom shaking her junk in a Spring Break bikini contest, let me just warn you - it's hilarious.

See how Lindsay Lohan's mom and little sister react when she brings home her lesbian lover, Samantha Ronson.

Believe it or not, they're related. Is how Jessica Alba's going to look when she's 50. Hopefully not.

Find out if America's hottest hockey mom, Sarah Palin, wants to have your babies.

Even my mom knows this one.

At the lunch table we always trade our Cool Ranch Doritos for Fried Pig.

Christian Bale was recently arrested for allegedly assaulting his mom and sister. He blamed it on Batman.

This video makes it just too easy to hate the hosts on QVC.

Well actually it's just her head Photoshopped onto the box, kind of like how we Photoshop her head into pictures we send home to Mom and say she's our girlfriend.

Kids today have to stop mom from substituting an apple for fries but at least they don't get stuck with these lame toys!

Jamie Lynn Spears has had her illegitimate child. Congrats Jamie Lynn, you are officially more white trash than your sister!

Is this really what daytime television looks like now? Should Mom really be watching this while she fixes dinner?

The kind of video your Mom will forward you in six months after she sees it on Oprah.

178 feet or some number of meters, silly Canuks and their hockey.

"No mom, I am not crazy. I just want to fit in and be normal like all the other shut-ins at my school!"

Take a step back in time when Run wasn't preaching on reality TV, back to a time when all he wanted was Mom's macaroni and cheese.

In theaters 11-30-07. A twenty-nine year-old slacker who lives with his mom realizes his sweet set-up is threatened when she hears wedding bells with her self-help guru boyfriend.

"Man kid, your face looks so funny, I bet your mom is ugly as hell. I can hear my eyes blinking and I am friggin hungry. Give me that damned cake!"

No one should ever be penalized for leaving the ice and completely leveling their opponent. If anything they should rewarded for making hockey watch able.

So apparently women are into baby flesh. Dad can only get Mom's attention if he shaves his face to resemble a baby's ass.