Britney’s hit rock bottom, and only our robot reporter can save her now!

Britney attacked a paparazzi-mobile and hit a photographer in the back – with an umbrella!

Britney attacked a paparazzi-mobile and hit a photographer in the back – with an umbrella!

Britney attacked a paparazzi-mobile and hit a photographer in the back – with an umbrella!

Britney attacked a paparazzi-mobile and hit a photographer in the back – with an umbrella!

Britney attacked a paparazzi-mobile and hit a photographer in the back – with an umbrella!

A farm in Australia was hit with a HUGE plague of mice! It's like the end of the world!!!

Nicole got into an accident on the set of a movie she's filming in Los Angeles. The truck towing the Jag she was in took a turn too wide – and slipped on the slippery pavement, hitting a pole.

Crazy televangelists creep me out, and so does the music of Drowning Pool.

After a recent singing performance at PURE nightclub in Las Vegas, Paris got pelted in the face with an ice cube! That's hot!

"Lazy Sunday" was an instant internet hit about this time last year, and it holds up surprisingly well. Kudos, Samberg and Parnell. Kudos.

Weird Al decided to sit down with Kevin Federline and ask him some hard-hitting questions. Luckily for Al, K-Fed's schedule was wiiiiiiide open.

Two of the boys from Sparta hit the ghetto=fabulous LG Studios and treated us to an early morning acoustic jam of "Taking Back Control." Pretty amazing to hear it all stripped down.

Newscasters are prime targets for juvenile pranks. Guess who's getting hit with a double-whammy!

This is the kinda technology that the paparazzi need. Turn into a camera, take some photos of Britney's crotch, then transform into a car and drive away when Linsday Lohan tries to hit you with her car.

Weirdly enough, later this night Lindsay went out clubbing with Paris! (Seriously.)

Local rockers The Oohlas dropped by the studio for a stripped down version of their international smash hit “Small Parts.:

Lance is out, Al Qaida wants war, and the Tour De France is a crack house. Philip Norris is on the scene – unless he gets hit by the Girls Gone Wild bus.

Here’s the third installment of our hit game where you have to decide whether you’re looking at a porn star or pop star. It’s a really difficult game, but only because you can get really horny playing it.

Watch what happens when people think a car is going to hit them. Almost dying is hilarious.