PHOTOS
Stare at this image of Paris Hilton weeping in the back seat of a squad car, and feel the tranquility sweep over your body, cleansing it with its calming coolness. Om......
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6/8/2007
VIDEOS
When the judge's decision to send Paris back to prison is read, an unseen man cries out in obvious agony. Will celebrity justice never be served??
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6/8/2007
PHOTOS
This morning (June 8, 2007) Paris Hilton was cuffed and taken by squad car after a judge has ordered her back in court.... and back to JAIL!!
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6/8/2007
PHOTOS
Looks like Kim Kardashian's butt ate Jessica Biel's booty. Then got pregnant. ***NOT A PHOTOSHOP!
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6/6/2007
VIDEOS
Sarah Silverman gave the Hilton heiress a good grilling last night at the MTV Movie Awards... Paris was hardly spared, and her face totally shows it! God, I want to hump you, Sarah!
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6/4/2007
PHOTOS
Paris doesn't need a bra for support, when she's got God and the good book on her side!
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5/22/2007
PHOTOS
She's like a 13-year-old girl who cuts out words and pictures from tampon ads in women's magazines to express her emotions. God she's stupid.
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5/22/2007
ANIMATIONS
Watch Paris Hilton in jail right now! It's live! It's boring! It's a great way to spend the afternoon!
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5/15/2007
NEWS
Check out this weird commercial of a lawyer advertising on TV that he wants only one client: Paris Hilton.
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5/11/2007
PHOTOS
Paris is getting into shape before prison, and luckily for us man-lovers, her trainer is SUPER hot!!
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5/11/2007