PHOTOS
Lindsay and Paris DO wear underwear! Only they're wearing it on the outside of their clothes! Nice try, ladies!
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6/18/2007
NEWS
This week a new face is added to the LG news crew. Lou Berk, our crotchety newsman, speaks with Paris Hilton live from her Five Star Jail Cell.
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6/15/2007
ANIMATIONS
To celebrate her stay in prison, here is Paris Hilton singing a song to the tune of Johnny Cash’s “Folsom Prison Blues.”
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6/15/2007
GAMES
The boobs of the girls who hate Paris Hilton – unite!
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6/14/2007
PHOTOS
She's not "having it her way"! LOL!
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6/14/2007
PHOTOS
Every celebutard heiress knows that a good pair of panties doubles as a cell phone holder!
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6/12/2007
PHOTOS
More of Paris' old photos and documents are surfacing... why would she have a photo of her tampon string? Why not?
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6/12/2007
VIDEOS
"Stars Are Blind" remade by a sexy fake-Paris into an "autobiographical" story about going to jail. She gets cozy with the sheriff! Oh yeah!
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6/11/2007
NEWS
What happens when Britney, Lindsay and Paris get together for a night on the town? Lasers shoot out of their noonies.
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6/9/2007
PHOTOS
Stare at this image of Paris Hilton weeping in the back seat of a squad car, and feel the tranquility sweep over your body, cleansing it with its calming coolness. Om......
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6/8/2007