PHOTOS
Paris went to a Playboy party last night dressed like Paris. Jail time can't keep a good slut down.
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8/7/2007
PHOTOS
Perez Hilton tried to trick the world into thinking Hayden Pe-something was caught by photographers with a vibrator. I suppose he assumed no one would check the internets. Loser.
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8/3/2007
ANIMATIONS
In this episode of Celebrity Slutsicles – sung to Grease’s "Summer Nights" – Lindsay Lohan is in rehab and the rest of the Sluts come to get her out.
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7/24/2007
PHOTOS
Blogger Perez Hilton succeeded in making Britney Spears look sexy and fit by comparison when he paraded hit fat ass around in a pink wig, flip flops, and a Cheetos bag. He even out-crotched her.
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7/23/2007
NEWS
Philip Norris celebrates America’s independence by saluting all the reasons we totally kick ass.
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7/10/2007
PHOTOS
It's no secret that Paris Hilton has extensions – in fact, she's got her own brand!
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7/9/2007
PHOTOS
Paris wanted a very *full*-coverage tan in Hawaii, and didn't care who saw!
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7/9/2007
PHOTOS
Paris wore a diaper over her prison pancake butt in Hawaii. Gross!!
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7/5/2007
PHOTOS
Paris kept her promises and immediately opened a shelter for women when she was released from jail. Here you can see her passing out soup to the needy. What a heart of gold!
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7/2/2007
VIDEOS
LG's got the first footage of the Larry King Live interview with Paris Hilton! Best part: she's naked!
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6/30/2007