Paris's Nightmare in Wax

Paris's Nightmare in Wax

Paris Hilton's wax figure got outfitted in prison stripes... good thing stripes are in this season!!

 

Sarah Silverman Sticks It to Paris

Sarah Silverman Sticks It to Paris

Sarah Silverman gave the Hilton heiress a good grilling last night at the MTV Movie Awards... Paris was hardly spared, and her face totally shows it! God, I want to hump you, Sarah!

 

Paris Hilton In Jail! Live & Boring!

Paris Hilton In Jail! Live & Boring!

Watch Paris Hilton in jail right now! It's live! It's boring! It's a great way to spend the afternoon!

 

I Want To Be Paris Hilton's Lawyer

I Want To Be Paris Hilton's Lawyer

Check out this weird commercial of a lawyer advertising on TV that he wants only one client: Paris Hilton.

 

Paris Hilton's Hottie Trainer

Paris Hilton's Hottie Trainer

Paris is getting into shape before prison, and luckily for us man-lovers, her trainer is SUPER hot!!

 

Paris is STILL Driving!

Paris is STILL Driving!

The paps were hot on Paris Hilton's heels yesterday as she drove HERSELF to a lawyer meeting, after previously getting rides from mom Kathy. Paris, you're bad!

 

Paris gets Pumped in Prison!

Paris gets Pumped in Prison!

Watch a simulation of Paris Hilton's soon-to-come behind-bars sexcapades!

 

Suicide Socialite

Suicide Socialite

Paris Hilton constantly inspires art. That's why someone made a wax rendition of her in the middle of a suicide attempt. That won't get you out of prison, Paris!!

 

Paris's Prison Panties

Paris's Prison Panties

Even the wind is against Ms. Hilton as she leaves a courthouse appearance. Remember, Paris, behind bars you only get two pairs of undies per week!

 

PARIS goes to PRISON!

PARIS goes to PRISON!

Paris Hilton got sentenced to 45 days in jail! YAY!!!!

 
 

Henry The Internet Junkie Monkey: Perez Hilton

Henry The Internet Junkie Monkey: Perez Hilton

Perez Hilton is the reigning gossip queen on the internet, and our beloved Henry has a few choice words for him.

 

Jason Davis Pees Himself

Jason Davis Pees Himself

Jason "Gummi Bear" Davis, larger brother of Brandon "Greasy Bear" Davis, attended Paris Hilton's recent birthday bash in Vegas. It appears as though he pissed himself, as well!

 

Paris' Make-Up Disaster

Paris' Make-Up Disaster

Paris Hilton showed up at her own birthday party with what looked like foundation clumsily smeared on her face, and sparkle lotion glooped on her chest. Doing your make-up in the limo, Paris?

 

Celebrity ButtPlug: Paris Hilton

Celebrity ButtPlug: Paris Hilton

The "Parass Hilton" buttplug is a must-have for any celeb-obsessed loved one this season!

 

Paris and Michael Jackson

Paris and Michael Jackson

Paris & Nikki Hilton and Nicole Richie are seen here posing with Michael Jackson. Weirder still is the old man next to them with the oxygen machine.

 

Paris Hilton's Fake ID

Paris Hilton's Fake ID

At one time, Paris used a fake Ohio ID. The weirdest part? It lists her eyes as green, even though she has naturally brown eyes and wears blue contacts!

 

Paris is Wasted

Paris is Wasted

Here's a surprise: Paris Hilton likes to get trashed with friends. And then she likes to take pictures of herself.

 

News: Paris Hilton Exposed!

News: Paris Hilton Exposed!

Paris Hilton’s belongings! We’ve found’em! You’ll want them! And most all – you’ll want to have sex with them!

 

Paris Hilton Gets Tubby

Paris Hilton Gets Tubby

Some of Paris Hilton's possessions were auctioned off, including hundreds of very private photos and, journals, and video. Here she is pretending to be clean. LIAR!

 

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