PHOTOS
Just yesterday some fat dude tried to run off with Hilary Duff as she was swimming the ocean. Luckily, he later realized she wasn't a hamburger.
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7/17/2008
PHOTOS
It's a sad day when you're hoping the strap DOESN'T fall any further down her shoulder.
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6/18/2008
GAMES
Tell your girl she can leave the food and Frisbee at home. Just be sure to pack the boobs.
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5/30/2008
GAMES
Stars like transforming even more than Transformers like transforming!
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5/23/2008
PHOTOS
This picture shows why no man wants to have a daughter and that for all Disney tries Miley Cyrus will eventually morph from innocent to slut. Mickey has that effect on young girls.
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3/18/2008
PHOTOS
Always tough to figure out what it is she does, or why she's famous, but she does have long legs, so that's something.
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2/4/2008
GAMES
These celebrities like to drink milk because drinking baby blood would be too disgusting.
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1/22/2008
PHOTOS
Hilary's fashion sense has afforded a hideous bag and a possible, bloody death by purse accident.
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12/10/2007
PHOTOS
Hilary Duff has a hideous looking sister, but Haylie's friends take the cake. We are not sure if that’s a chick or Alf, but.. Ewwwww…
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9/17/2007
PHOTOS
Hilary Duff is a true performer. At the end of her last concert, her loins exploded and a unicorn, magic hat and David the Gnome spilled forth.
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8/22/2007