If Hilary Duff had boobs she'd be a lot less annoying and we'd probably really dig her music. This totally fake photo makes us dream things. Yeah, we're shallow.

Just yesterday some fat dude tried to run off with Hilary Duff as she was swimming the ocean. Luckily, he later realized she wasn't a hamburger.

It's a sad day when you're hoping the strap DOESN'T fall any further down her shoulder.

Did that really just happen? Who directed this? Clearly someone with Jedi mindpowers.

At least Hilary Clinton could look at Lewinski and say she was a fat tramp.

This picture shows why no man wants to have a daughter and that for all Disney tries Miley Cyrus will eventually morph from innocent to slut. Mickey has that effect on young girls.

Always tough to figure out what it is she does, or why she's famous, but she does have long legs, so that's something.

Hilary's fashion sense has afforded a hideous bag and a possible, bloody death by purse accident.

Hilary Duff has a hideous looking sister, but Haylie's friends take the cake. We are not sure if that’s a chick or Alf, but.. Ewwwww…

Hilary Swank has no body fat whatsoever. Her stomach is so hard, entire villages can wash their laundry upon her rippling abs.

Hilary Duff is a true performer. At the end of her last concert, her loins exploded and a unicorn, magic hat and David the Gnome spilled forth.

Watch how many times Hilary Duff tries to hide her big fake teeth during this interview with comedian Jim Norton.